Jokes in poor taste...
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- sted2
- scarabin11
- LOL!!!monospaced
- jokes in great tastesarahfailin
- a memba nipping into Presto (long-defunct UK supermarket) on my cycle home to steal some deodorant to spray on my fingers before I got home...Nairn
- I see what you did therei_was
- lick them clean boyrobthelad
- Danish-6
- sted7
- drgs3
- sure its a joke... not a good one tho...pango
- Don't worry pango, you only have to make ballon animals for people who respect your pronouns.Chimp
- Aww thanks. You get a balloon.pango
- I didn't know cunt was a pronoun.Chimp
- it's sir cunt for you. thankyou.pango
- No relation to Sir Cuntalot?Chimp
- That's my sisterpango
- lol if this is your attempt to insult, you need to do better. cmon man. i need better entertainmentpango
- I’m merely jousting dear sir.Chimp
- It's sir cunt. Get it right!pango
- I do sense thou is triggered again dear sir.Chimp
- Yes I do get triggered when people don't call me sir cunt. Why must you trigger me? How dare you!pango
- You were being so woke anti body Shaming the other day. What happened to your wokeness?pango
- The joke here is that the mother thinks men dressing as women look like clownsdrgs
- Mother or the kid?pango
- Nairn4
- My god, is that a American Eagle crotch support? Fucking geniusIanbolton
- I get the feeling Boris would look good in this shit while out on his runsIanbolton
- 'murrican peckerhans_glib
- Ted Cruz?utopian
- respekt ma flaaagPhanLo
- Imagine how full that eagle diaper is.CyBrainX
- Playyeerrrrr. I bet he get's all the girls huhShaneHolley
- BusterBoy1
Did you know Guinea Pigs die after sex?
No?
Well the one I fucked did...
- CyBrainX0
In 1980, on the day of her death, I heard this one.
What kind of wood floats?
Natalie.
- Akagiyama6
Many trained singers can tell what note they moan in during sex.
Ed Sheeran moans in B Flat
Lady Gaga moans in G Sharp
R. Kelly moans in A Minor
- shapesalad-1
Thursday 7th - Boris got Fired.
Friday 8th - Abe got Fired.
- hans_glib17
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps.
Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The brunette thinks "I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert."
The blonde thinks "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast."
The Frenchman thinks "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake."
The Englishman thinks "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again."
- le lolnecromation
- LolSimonFFM
- I'd love to see the French equivalent of this, but sadly they don't have a sense of humour.Nairn
- On the French equivalent there's no joke because the trains are on strike.palimpsest
- Sorry we have jokes about belgians, italians, swiss, chinese, etc... But nothing about englishmen. May be because we don't give a shit.gonzalle
- lol.
but, also https://www.thelocal…Nairn