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- GeorgesII0
What was the last thing in princess diana's head?
The steering wheel.
- vindak0
Difference between a coyote and a flea?
One howls on the prairie, the other prowls on the hairy
- aanderton0
If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?
- GeorgesII0
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by their last names.
- BuddhaHat8
As part of the new merger between LIV golf and the PGA Tour, it has been announced that in all tournaments the PGA will control holes 1-8 & 12-18.
The Saudis do 9-11.
- GeorgesII0
How does every black joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
- vindak0
What do you call an Indian Lesbian?
Mingeater
- GeorgesII0
How do you know that God made Adam in the garden of eden a white man?
Because what sort of black man would give up a rib?
- elahon0
The news said in the cold wether we should make sure our neighbours are ok.
My 87 year old neighbour hasn't checked on me once and the lazy bitch hasn't even taken her milk in for two weeks.
- GeorgesII0
I was eating out my grandmother and all of a sudden I tasted horse semen and I'm like,
"Oh Grandma, so that's how you died!"- ...drgs
- WOW!
necromation - wow indeed...
mikotondria3 - yikes!Reeno
- that's demented, who talks to a corpse?zarkonite
- elahon0
Dad is sat at home watching TV, when his 9 year daughter comes home from school. He looks up and she is in tears. Her school blouse is ripped open and her skirt is hitched up and dishevelled.
"What the fuck happened?" He demands
"Well" she replied in tearful sobs and almost hysterical, "I was walking home from school and I took the shortcut through the back lanes"
"AND? AND?" screams Dad trying to get more info
Sob Sob said the little girl "Some man dragged me into the bushes and tore at my blouse"
"OMG, What happened?" asks dad
sob sob cried the poor little girl "He then put his hand up my skirt"
"NO!" shouts Dad "Then?"
Crying through heavy sobs she replies "I cant remember, I blacked out"
"WELL MAKE IT UP, MAKE IT UP!!!" shouts dad as he starts wanking.
- GeorgesII0
Man walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:
"Can I get some birth control for my 10 year old daughter?
The pharmacist says "You have a sexually active 10 year old daughter!?The man says "Sexually active?", "Hell no!, She just lies there and cries most of the time"