Thank you USA
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- georgesIII
Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.
Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.
We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.
We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.
And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:"We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!"Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!
- ernexbcn0
I hate that movie with a passion, what a horrible piece of filmmaking
- sea_sea0
world war III?
- sureshot0
Will Smith for president.
- yojason0
Savior of us all
- georgesIII0
Stupid me, I forgot to add the name of the person I quoted
- President Thomas J. Whitmore
aka most bad ass US prez ever- never call yourself stupid. It makes you sound stupid.sureshot
- But I am stupid :(georgesIII
- stupid is as stupid does.
- Forrest Gumpsureshot
- sea_sea0
where's tom cruise and his grenade when you need him?
- probably making a cocktail.sureshot
- on oprahs couch.its_only_me
- whatever it is, his ass is requested.sea_sea
- georgesIII0
I address you tonight,
not as the President of the United States, not as the leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity.
We are faced with the very gravest of challenges, The Bible calls this day Armageddon. The end of all things.And yet for the first time...in the history of the planet, a species has the technology... to prevent its own extinction.
All of you praying with us need to know... that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster... is being called into service.
The human thirst for excellence, knowledge every step up the ladder of science, every adventurous reach into space, all of our combined modern technologies and imaginations, even the wars that we’ve fought, have provided us the tools... to wage this terrible battle.Through all the chaos that is our history, though all of the wrongs and the discord, through all of the pain and suffering, Through all of our times, there is one thing that has... nourished our souls. And elevated our species above its origins. And that is our courage. Dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight...
on those 14 brave souls... traveling into the heavens. And may we all, citizens the world over, see these events through. God speed and good luck to you.
- Nice, But who did you just quoted?sureshot
- ArmaaaaaaaaaGedddddd...georgesIII
- hahaha!sureshot
- Morgan Freeman?BattleAxe
- meok0
- airey0
by 'largest aerial battle' are you perhaps forgetting the battle of britain?
and also, for an aerial battle don't the enemy need aeroplanes too? a shitload of bombers dropping large quantities of alloy, heavy-metal and well wishes doesn't quite equal an 'aerial battle'.
thanks though and please enjoy your haircut.
- this is what should have been said to the cunts. and christian slater's cameo can get fucked.airey
- georgesIII0
Why can't we work out our differences?
Why can't we work things out?
Little people, why can't we all just get along?
- airey0
quite obviously we need to send will smith over to the middle east and sort that shit out.
- TheBlueOne0
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Men, all this stuff you’ve heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball player, the toughest boxer. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That’s why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans.
Now, an Army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don’t know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating.
We have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit and the best men in the world. You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against. By God, I do. We’re not just going to shoot the bastards, we’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We’re going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel.
Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.
Now there’s another thing I want you to remember. I don’t want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We’re not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we’re not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose.
There’s one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home. And you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what did you do in the great World War II, you won’t have to say, "Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana."
Alright now, you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh, and I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle – anytime, anywhere.
That’s all.
- MarleyMarl0
Yes, thank you America. You have made the world a better place for all.
- pango0
it's ok american. it's not your fault where you were born. we understand. :)
- jaylarson0
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, honey,
don't you know that I love you?
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, baby,
don't you know that I'll always be true?Oh, won't you come with me
and take my hand?Oh, won't you come with me
and walk this land?Please take my hand!"
- georgesIII0
this is a HATE exempted thread, I just wanted to thank America for the greatest movie monologues there is.
Thank you again for those pearl of wisdom :)
-You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it!! Is that clear?! You think you've merely stopped a business deal. That is not the case. The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance!
You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations. There are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels.
It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU WILL ATONE!
Am I getting through to you, Mr. Beale?
You get up on your little twenty-one inch screen and howl about America and democracy. There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and ITT and AT&T and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today.
What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state -- Karl Marx? They get out their linear programming charts, statistical decision theories, minimax solutions, and compute the price-cost probabilities of their transactions and investments, just like we do.
We no longer live in a world of nations and ideologies, Mr. Beale. The world is a college of corporations, inexorably determined by the immutable bylaws of business. The world is a business, Mr. Beale. It has been since man crawled out of the slime. And our children will live, Mr. Beale, to see that perfect world in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality -- one vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock, all necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused.
And I have chosen you, Mr. Beale, to preach this evangel.
- What else can you expect from these cold hearted bitches?ORAZAL
- ORAZAL0
Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about nuclear combat. I want you to remember one thing, the folks back home is a-countin' on you and by golly, we ain't about to let 'em down. I tell you something else, if this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for ever' last one of you regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now let's get this thing on the hump - we got some flyin' to do.
Major T. J. "King" Kong
- georgesIII0
"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works.
Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind.
And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
- CygnusZero40
There aint no doubt I love this land, god bless the USA!
- sea_sea0
i agree, this land is a friquen beautiful example of what it means to be human. with it's defects and with it's bad ass glories. i love the the land that has seen me grow. i can say with all force that i am a full heart native american. ahó!!
- is that a movie quote?georgesIII
- might as well be my movie. lolsea_sea