Cats
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- Fax_Benson0
Girlfriend loves the cat - you hate it? Sounds like bad news. I'd make sure the cat is a happy cat.
- necromation0
I fucking HATE cats... My advice is get a big ball of string and roll it into a motorway.
Problem solved
- you'd have to execute this plan 9 times however.iCanHasQBN
- WrappedInBooks0
Boy cats tend to do that. I had an expensive duvet ruined when the cat dropped a deuce (and pee) on my bed. You never see that with girl cats.
- not true ! I have 3 females and when they are mad they show you it with poop, pee and puke !!!!! and lets not forget the ally cat fight sounds and scratches!!! but I love em <3Harley_Quinn
- whatsup0
- mmm... kitty in the bellywhatsup
- if you put your dick in it, you'd be doing pussy & anal at the same time. *mind blown*iCanHasQBN
- pr20
the only time i had a cat piss on the bed was with a tiny baby that didn't know anything. cast are smart so when you see one trying to take the piss just really quickly bring in to the litter box. And if you don't want them to walk on the counter then scream and spank them when they do - problem solved they will walk on it only when you are not around.
- mg330
"It knows right from wrong but does wrong anyway."
LMFAO!!!!!! I just spit an apple I was chewing all over my desk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- ifeltdave0
"It knows right from wrong but does wrong anyway."
Thats called normal cat behavior.
- iCanHasQBN0
"It knows right from wrong but does wrong anyway."
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- non0
That makes two of us.
- CygnusZero40
There was a guy on that show lockup raw that put his neighbors cat in the microwave, after killing the neighbor. Apparently it takes about 2-2.5 minutes to kill a cat in a microwave.
Anyway, how the hell is it possible not to love cats? Get it fixed, make sure you always have 2 cats, never just 1. They clean each other and it keeps them happy.
- dirtydesign0
I heard if you put a cat in the microwave for 5-10 minutes they start behaving shortly after.
- jazmine0
maybe you need a cat whisperer.
actually, i think they can tell when someone doesn't like them, and act out accordingly. they are vengeful creatures. remember that.
they are also very territorial so some of the pissing might be due to that.
- Melanie0
Teach your dog to use the cat as a chew toy.
- toe_knee0
Lol replies have made my morning. I like the long ball of twine solution.
My dog must know i don't like him as when I yell at the cat he chases him and picks him up in his mouth by the head.