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- OSFA0
PICS! PICS! PICS! and p-lease keep us posted...
- ItTango0
@harlequino - see, that's an issue. she hasn't really seen any of my photowork. when she does (and she will) she'll me to shoot her... 'cause she's proud od what the lord done gave her.
that will be interesting.
- "want me to shoot her"ItTango
- And there's your "in," you see.harlequino
- and "out" technically speaking.harlequino
- "want me to shoot her" with a quote like that you are screwed! pun intended.capn_ron
- *waits for infamous 'shot' photo ;)OSFA
- "want me to shoot my load on her tits"elahon
- ItTango0
Ah... this is an evil place. I shall wear my Scarlet Letter proudly!
- zenmasterfoo0
oh this is going to happen....you could plot your decline with a hollywood script son!
just don't forget us when you become famous.
- why do i get the feeling you're sitting back in a recliner eating popcorn?ItTango
- pretzel sticks actually.
zenmasterfoo - pass them!OSFA
- ItTango0
text message:
it was weird cing u here! u still hav hair lol! thyr sndng me to ny 4 2 wks. lets get 2gthr aftr holidaz?ok. I have 'til january to relocate.
- she texts like a 13 year old.zenmasterfoo
- but if the cops ask, she's 21.ItTango
- AAAAHHHH! Run now.capn_ron
- Girls who text like that usually do the dirty secks.Gucci
- harlequino0
Your reply:
Weird cing u 2! Bonr went bing! Not only place still have hair lol! Sure aftr holidaz will luv u long time. TTYL
- zing!zenmasterfoo
- haaaa! alas, all i typed was "same here! u look great, btw. c u in january, kim"ItTango
- ahahahadMullins
- way to plant that seed. "you look great" you are spot on with this one.capn_ron
- oh oh... 'you look great'? that's enough to get you laid and for your wife to kick you out. Why? Cuz women knowOSFA
- DELETE THAT SHIT FROM YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW!!!Gucci
- hahahaa. biggest laugh all dayiCanHasQBN
- You are going to hellgjd
- OSFA0
OMG WTF!? What's up with the texting? Is she 15?
She sounds really hot too!
- because she texts like a 15 year old?scarabin
- hahaha i was just saying...OSFA
- she sounds blondemonospaced
- I can see his pointgjd
- duckofrubber0
And then...
- bulletfactory0
your wife might not care for the "u look great" part of your reply.
- wife's not uptight... we would never make it otherwise. she'll find it funny, as long as noItTango
- bodily fluids are exchanged!ItTango
- awesome then.bulletfactory
- yup, do it in a rubber, naked gun - style haharaf
- capn_ron0
^ why am i looking at this ^
- version30
- this is herversion3
- via http://www.qbn.com/t…version3
- re http://www.qbn.com/t…version3
- bewbscarabin
- ha! let the record state that v3's response is intentionally out of context!ItTango
- OSFA0
- OSFA0
bump! So, what happened??
- brains0
QBN - "Living vicariously through relatively anonymous internet users' sex lives."
- brains0
You could listen to OSFA, or, you could listen to me. Invite her for drinks, and near the end of the evening, pop one of these:
The next day, tell the wife the sad story of some client broad dropping coma biscuits in your bevvy with this face on:
Tell her you can't possibly think about making food at home, take her out for:
Seem distant, and a little sad, but make sure you "pull through" for her. You're set. Let me know how it goes, my phone number is 778 - XXX - XXXX. Kthxbai.
- dan53820
I say fuck it and fuck her. She can't say anything anyways.