WTH?
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- ItTango
Had a meeting with a regular client this morning. They hired a new chief admin officer... WHO HAPPENS TO BE MY OL' COLLEGE FUCK BUDDY! And as with most women from your past, she looks completely edible.
Some marketing guy was babbling on about in-flight promo materials for business class, blah, blah, blah. All I could think about was the stuff she and I used to do in the practice rooms when we attended Columbia.
After the meeting she walks over and says:
"This is so funny. We should have drinks and get caught up."This is what I heard:
"You wanna' go back to my office and fuck on the desk, or shall I meet you at your studio?"Monday, Monday (la, laaaa...)
- morilla0
thanks for sharing, this really brightened my day. ////
- zenmasterfoo0
your days there are numbered.
- Knuckleberry0
Made me smile.
- Mau0
- ninjasavant0
I like your use of the word edible.
- ESKEMA0
so you're married... this could end not so well after all,
but it was going really fine until you disclosed that piece of information.- <zenmasterfoo
- <<ninjasavant
- shit! how do you think i feel?!ItTango
- ESKEMA0
BTW, I liked the "most" women of your past..
hahaha
- zenmasterfoo0
pics of her or she doesn't exist.
- she is from years ago. sorry. i'll have to take a new one.ItTango
- in the after-glow? YES!zenmasterfoo
- ukit0
Finally, a positive thread. Let's savor it before it all goes horribly wrong.
- capn_ron0
itTango, you might as well forget everything from the past. It is unreachable now. think of the good times, go home and beat your d*ck like it owes you money. That is the only real solution here.
- you're right, of course. but seeing her after all these years... lord!ItTango
- + but for now, fuck it all up and sex up that girlie! then post some pics!zenmasterfoo
- you're evil zen! pure evil. Don't listen itTango. not a good idea.capn_ron
- bwahahahaaha...but his peen says it's gonna happen. what time did you schedule drinks?zenmasterfoo
- penis is powerful. gonna' have to leave it at home next time.ItTango
- spraycan0
you heard too much
- harlequino0
This all sounds like an Aly McBeal episode.
- calista flockhart? stand down everyone. erection has subsided.ItTango
- chrisRG0
pics or it didn't happen
- ItTango0
This is the kind of thing that should happen to you single blokes, not a married "off the grid" guy like me.
On the other hand, I'll be taking all of this out on the Mrs. tonight!
- harlequino0
You should ask your old f-buddy to pose for a quick head shot, then print out a mask for tonight.