WTH?
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- dskz0
- ItTango0
She should be in NY later today, gonna be there for 2 weeks. We're gonna' do drinks and updates after the holidays. i promise to provide full text of the evening... 'cause it's fun.
i have, however, regained my cool. the shock of seeing her knocked me off my game for a minute, but i am again "master of my domain".
but just in case she shows up in full "porn star" mode, i've chosen an outfit that should get me home safely...
- CALLES0
UPDATE!
- capn_ron0
so, ItTango, still married?
- OSFA0
Hahaha! CALLES that text came out so natural.... it worries me LOL OMG!
- CALLES0
so she still had your number or you guys had to trade?
- ItTango0
A couple of emails teasing me about being the family man and filling me in on some of the folks she's kept up with. I admit, I spent a good portion of Monday replaying (in "slow-mo") scenes from our past until a slightly disturbing thought smacked me in the face.
As the administrative officer, she has to approve (or question) every invoice I submit. I'm not sure why this bothers me, but it does. I have no reason to believe it would ever be an issue, though perhaps it's another reason to keep my distance.
In the words of Constantine... "God is a kid with an ant farm."
- eating_tv0
Considering her texts; don't procreate. Have fun, litle one!
- dan53820
I say fuck it and fuck her. She can't say anything anyways.
- brains0
You could listen to OSFA, or, you could listen to me. Invite her for drinks, and near the end of the evening, pop one of these:
The next day, tell the wife the sad story of some client broad dropping coma biscuits in your bevvy with this face on:
Tell her you can't possibly think about making food at home, take her out for:
Seem distant, and a little sad, but make sure you "pull through" for her. You're set. Let me know how it goes, my phone number is 778 - XXX - XXXX. Kthxbai.
- brains0
QBN - "Living vicariously through relatively anonymous internet users' sex lives."
- OSFA0
bump! So, what happened??
- OSFA0
- version30
- this is herversion3
- via http://www.qbn.com/t…version3
- re http://www.qbn.com/t…version3
- bewbscarabin
- ha! let the record state that v3's response is intentionally out of context!ItTango