Wife material
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- scarabin0
i'll tell you though, those crazy chicks are now bored to death being married to you, and those are the ones i'm having affairs with.
- eat a dick will you?7point34
- hahahaDrBombay
- all it takes is keeping your girl interested in you. people just give up after marriage, no wonder they usually end badlyscarabin
- which drug do you recommend when bagging a cougar? what heightens the experience?TheBlueOne
- tranquilizer dartsscarabin
- I have to somewhat agree with scarabin. People lose interest... and in the US, get fat.jfletcher
- ha hascarabin
- scarabin0
married girls are even easier than goths
- nicole_marie0
if you meet a wild crazy girl that won't settle down, that may not mean that she will never settle down and get married it may just mean that you weren't the one she was going to do that for.
people change all the time for better for worse.
- styleplus_amillion0
I second TheBlueOne's first comment in this thread.
I may not be able to state it better myself...
- baseline_shift0
^subjective.
compared to meth heads, i got my shit together.
compared to Tony Robbins, i dinnae have my shit together.
- chossy0
Girls who 'have their shit together' are about as attractive as a fucking walrus. Same for guys. I am clearly not the person to be in this thread as I have not gone out with a women for any longer then about 10 months!!!!.
- morilla0
having your shit together means a steady job, good salary, have or can buy a house, able to give $$ to said woman. You know the fucking American dream, car pools and picket fences...
- mature and responsible7point34
- so shit together = money?scarabin
- yesmorilla
- Not saying I agree, but this is what all (or a majority) are looking for.morilla
- yep.mikotondria3
- styleplus_amillion0
Let's take a serious look at today's popular culture in the US
I wouldn't pick a wife from this lot. I'll be damned, first.any self respecting man will make a trip to the countless third-world nations and meet a respectable Woman to engage with (this is a near impossibility in the US)...
This self-respecting man will likely find that the woman he finds in the third-world is generally better-looking, healthier, more intelligent, more respectable, more respectful, etcetera, than the harpies we find so many of, here in the States.
But some dudes enjoy loud obnoxious idiots...
I once read a wise man's words:
"to each his own"- please accept my generalizations as means to prove a valid point.styleplus_amillion
- What comes to mind is a guy getting a bride from the phillipines.DrBombay
- so you want a slave?morilla
- She comes to America and goes fucking nuts. Realizes he is a douchebag and leaves him. :DDrBombay
- pretty much, u bring that 3rd world cooch here and its fucking over bro. she will flip her flippin wigsherm
- CALLES0
- ..any woman who fries with Country Crock, is a feckin whore who should never be allowed in the kitchen. Skank.mikotondria3
- here, here.styleplus_amillion
- you guys would make great wife materialscarabin
- She's not cooking with it. She just rubs it on her tits!boobs
- blurgh!.... huergh!!!!!....heurg... blurreereueurghhhh...mikotondria3
- DrBombay0
I went out with a woman for 7 years in my 20's, almost married her and am fucking glad I didn't. Would have never worked. I still talk to her and love her to death, but we just weren't compatible.
Since then I have realized I am not marriage material. I think other people's kids are awesome but really have no interest in having any of my own.
- I used to think that. I'd 'given up' on *wanting* to get married, and was happy being single. Then I met my wife...mikotondria3
- ...and she told me I wanted to get married - simple.mikotondria3
- hahahhaDrBombay
- loljuhls
- baseline_shift0
- MARRIAGE!!! :DDDDDbaseline_shift
- quite a few chins there, mateGucci
- styleplus_amillion0
When I mention third-world women, I'm referring to the ones who live in major cities, are formally educated and generally speak english.
- ...oh, so 'clean' ones, then ?
Thought for a minute you were being derogatory about poor women.Thanks for clarifying.mikotondria3 - that is a oxymoron.morilla
- They also, typically enjoy a quality of life higher than several 'middle-class' Americansstyleplus_amillion
- @morilla
the proper article to precede a noun starting with a vowel is 'an' not 'a'.styleplus_amillion - that's great!morilla
- No, that'd be Frosted Flakes. I think you meant to say "That's proper!"TheBlueOne
- ...oh, so 'clean' ones, then ?
- TheBlueOne0
*awaits arrival of "third-world chick of the day" thread
- morilla0
third-world chicks that are formally educated and generally speak english. You know.... Like the one's who go to Princeton or Harvard.
- where is Waldo?morilla
- yeah man, go look for a wife at Princeton. If that's what you got out of my commentary...styleplus_amillion
- fyoucher10
Wife material....
Usually how she's brought up, at least IMO. If she's brought up with good manners, etiquette, self-motivated, caring and all that girly stuff....and then factor in all of the superficial stuff (you know, like COTD stuff)...then she's wife material. Someone you'd bring home to mom (not dad). If you take her out to dinner, she orders a steak, and then cuts the shit into small pieces before taking the first bite...then you know there's got to be more fucked up shit where that came from.- haha. i hate it when people cut the whole meal up into pieces... wtf.baseline_shift
- And i have def not called a girl back based on first date ettiquite.baseline_shift
- how she cuts up her steak is your criteria? what else? man hands? she doesn't like when you do "the voice"?TheBlueOne
- what 'voice"?lambsy
- the deep onesherm
- baseline_shift0
the accepted term is 'less developed nation'.
And since when are mail order russian brides quality wife material?
- TheBlueOne0
@scarabin: which drug do you recommend when bagging a divorced cougar? what heightens the experience?
- divorced cougar? massive amounts of alcoholscarabin
- *scribbles in notebookTheBlueOne
- nicole_marie0
this is ridiculous, if you keep attracting women that you find unintelligent or "loud obnoxious idiots" maybe you should take a second to wonder why your attracting such a person.
instead of worrying about whether they are wife material maybe you should start looking at yourself?... just a thought
- this isnt about attracting loud obnoxious idiots. its about judging thembaseline_shift
- I'd bet it's the Axe bodywashTheBlueOne
- I tend to attract elementary school teachers for some reason. Probably because I only watch cartoons.ninjasavant
- Ninja, I have had the same lately.DrBombay
- elementary school teachers are the horniest chicks ever...TheBlueOne
- Elementary school teachers are of the cutest... And they're generally nice, too.styleplus_amillion
- They are generally boring as shit, in my experience.DrBombay
- That might be because you can be mistaken for a grand-parentstyleplus_amillion
- visionary0
marriage is a ripoff for men. you have to bust your ass to support your wife and kids and what do you get in return? DIVORCE. you have to pay the bitch for the rest of your life while you get to see your kids once a month.
- Hi Rob! ™TheBlueOne
- don't marry useless sacks of meat and she'll support herself.zarkonite