I cannot drive a car.
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- kld0
this surprises me. It's time. I drive all the time by choice and it bothers my wife.
my grandfather never drove, but then again he was an judge in jakarta then later a pedestrian in and about Den Haag.
- "a judge in jakarta then later a pedestrian in and about Den Haag."...the most awesome summary of a person ever...mikotondria3
- did he get paid for being a pedestrian?janne76
- emukid0
i've never had to learn how to drive because i've always had a driver.
- boobs0
It's not the operating of the machine that's difficult. It's the paying attention to the traffic signs and signals, and the traffic, and the merging lanes, and the speed limit, while you're rolling a joint while getting head that's difficult.
- letterhead0
Don't think anyone's said this - it's hilarious fun to drive your drunk friends to and from the bar. A real hoot.
- move0
you are 38 for fucks sake, what a little bitch.
- visionary0
mikotondria3, you're probably in good shape from the walking and biking, right?
- sea_sea0
maybe there's a little pill for that or something...
- e-pill0
NOTHING BETTER THAN BUMPER CARS ON THE FREEWAY!!!!
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND STEP ON THE GAS!!!!!!
WOMEN DO IT ALL THE TIME!!!!!
- PonyBoy0
wow... you are indeed a fucking pussy... glad i'm not you...
- moth0
I'm 31 and I can't drive either.
It's great. Other people drive me around while I sling the seat back and enjoy a few cold beers. Why on earth would I want to give that up?
- moth0
Plus - by not driving - you can justifiably burn loads of coal and shit and put glass and plastic in whichever fucking bin you want.
- must_dash0
i need to learn too... I'm 34, and my wife is expecting our first at the end of November... so need my license by then.
I practiced going around the car park... just the clutch thing is a pain in the arse... perhaps I'll just get an automatic...
Other bummer is there is no undo.
- sandrinho0
go get your license. you just created yourself irational fear. it is nothing big deal with driving. you just need to relax. after a while you will feel very comfortable and you won't even think how are you driving. it will become like driving a bike. all that stuff about rules and what are you doing in general will become routine.
i adore cars, driving, everything connected with it, but i was terrible in driving school. just because of irational fear, fear of failing. it was very hard. somehow i managed to get my license. and after that little toyota yaris, at home waited opel vectra 2.0 150 hp. great machine, but old, with terrible clutch, and of course my father always with me. it was terrible. btw I was 18 years.
next year came new car, brand new citroen c5, great car, a spaceship. and it was succes. after few days I was left alone to drive. Finally I realised that I am good and relaxed finally - just because I am driving by myself.
Hope it helps
- Ghostschool0
I just passed this year (I'm 36). I'd get your lessons in now if you can. If you're taking lessons after you finish work if you leave it to winter it will be dark and quite difficult to read the road.
If you want to make it easy on yourself to pass as quickly as you can, learn in an automatic.
Once you pass get a sat nav. It really helps with which lanes you need to take and will help your confidence on the road. When I just passed I was really rattled not knowing exactly where to go getting a sat nav made it real easy.
Oh and apparently it take a lesson each year you are.
- Oh and set a target, I'll pass this year and just make it happen.Ghostschool
- juhls0
They may be nicer to you during the winter, but I liked doing the tests over the summer because: our shitty car that doesn't have AC and the testers always want to get the hell out of it.
- ephix0
holy shit there are a lot of people in this thread that were born with cocks but really don't deserve them.
- honest0
Don't be telling me you can't ride a bike either. I'm not sure where ice skating and swimming rank in your universe.
- eating_tv0
Yay! Bikes! Especially when you park on a curb! Ow!