revenge
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- rzrffglyr0
I'm excited for this opportune opportunity that has presented itself
- he's so poorly endowed that she married him... oh and he also had an affair. Nice work for a small dick man.Amicus
- i hate cheating btw... but if I married someone who was willing to do this kind of stuff... I'd probably not feel so bad about it.Amicus
- I like the font, geometric slabserif?
What a douche, his wife seems cool.slappy - I think this was an ad for a tv show, not real just viralBaskerviIle
- it scream of unrealness. you guys believe everything you see on the interwebbenfal99
- http://situbusit.fil…rzrffglyr
- Amicus0
We had a teacher at school who was massive....
I mean seriously well over 200kgs. He had no waist due to his bulk which caused his pants to be falling down all the time. His open cut mine sized arse crack was something that gave everyone the shudders and dry reaches.
For muckup day a group of students (sadly not me) picked up his mini (yes mini!) and walked it 100m down the road placing it down between 2 fairly large trees, leaving about a 2cm gap either end.
Tremendous revenge, everyone had a laugh and noone got hurt.
- ********0
that sounds really sad and mean. How was it revenge?
- Revenge for all the times we felt sick looking at his arse crack, and he wasn't a nice man or teacher.Amicus
- imnotadesigner0
sounds cliche, but karmas the best revenge. Sit back and wait for it.
- Amicus0
Use your wit to gain a little revenge. If nothing is broken and noone is hurt – except, maybe, their pride – then it is all good.
- tOki0
>> prawn heads in a plastic bag in obscure area of passenger vehicle.
By the time you find out what has transpired, there is little that can be done. lol
- JerseyRaindog0
I got made redundant just before xmas because I was the most expensive to employ of the two designers in our studio. Our boss had a reputation as a difficult man so I persuaded my colleague to find another job. Once he handed in his notice my ex boss told me I could keep my job. By then I had found a much better job so I politely declined. He was without any studio staff for 3 months and had to use expensive freelancers for quite a while to meet client demands (including a friend of mine who needed the work). Made me feel good for a while anyway.
- seeessess0
Was bullied at school by this guy who was a few years older than me. I was moving home, and on the last day of living there the guy was walking up the street. I shouted him over and beat the crap out of him. Felt really good (not for him mind you)!
- dan53820
I read the one about a pound of sugar in the gas tank while good a golf ball in the gas tank does much better, trust me.
- kgvs720
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sod…
"Running an engine with two quarts of the solution in the oil catastrophically damages the engine's bearings and pistons, seizing it within a few minutes or even seconds"
- CygnusZero40
Some jackass was driving like an ass on the parkway, weaving in and out of traffic very dangerously, cut me off by just a few feet.
Road rage kicked in, I caught up to him just before my exit and threw an empty snapple bottle out my window and hit his door right before my exit. I exited and he didnt have a chance to get me, but I did see him slam on his breaks. I'm sure that left a mark. This was about 4 weeks ago.
- You could say doing this right as I was exiting was a pussy move, but I dont give a shit.CygnusZero4
- The point of this was to get him hard and not leave him a chance to retaliate, which im sure he wasnt pleased about.CygnusZero4
- Knuckleberry0
I opened a tube of toothpaste on someone bed (that they left there) then squashed it. They came home that night and got all sorts of pissed that their toothpaste was on their sheets. Too bad.
- dijitaq0
a couple of years back, where i used to work, there was this guy who was basically the office snitch. he would tell the boss what was going on with the employees. one day, he mentioned to the boss that i was taking freelance projects and i was called in and given a lengthy lecture about loyalty. fuck that.
though, not to say he would do things against office policy. i knew that this guy was downloading movies and leaving the computer on during the night and posted warnings on the computer that he was rendering projects or maintaining his computer to throw people off.
the boss had asked me to stay late to fix an error that the snitch had made on a website. though it was a simple scripting error i told my boss that i needed some files for the guy's computer. i pretended that i wasn't able to access his project files because his folders weren't shared.
though untrue, then i told my boss that his computer had been locked with a password, something that was against office policy. looking pissed he came over to the snitch's computer and saw a torrent program running downloading 16 gigs worth of porn! ahahahahhaa
- formed0
karma (or whatever you want to call it) took care of things for me.
I honestly think the people that were involved got a much worse deal than I could have dealt out.
What goes around comes around, as they say
- plash0
I'll never give them that much power to waste any time on them.
i show revenge by showing you that you don't matter..
- cuke4260
i had a roomate that had a special mug that only he could use, but he kept it in with all the cups, so guests would come over and grab a drink, he would pull it out of their hands mid drink, wash it, and go 'nobody uses my cup'. so sweet. anyway one day it was out on the coffee table so i put my weiner in the cup and dangled it around and then put the cup back down. after that anytime we saw the mug we giggled.
- monoboy0
Once saw this obnoxious drunk dude pass out at a party on the sofa. Group of lads sewed him to it. Watching him trying to get up was a proper belly laugh.
- Carl_Weathers0
I used to know this idiot guy in School who would religiously turn up at house parties and kill the buzz by getting wrecked and passing out and generally being a dick to everyone. He was huge so nobody dared confront him about it. We were at a party once, half of us outside jumping off a roof and half inside watching porn (mostly guys so it was pretty gay to begin with, he was there shouting etc). This guy vanishes and nobody notices until about and hour later somebody found him on a bed fast asleep with his pants down holding his willy in his left hand. So we glue it to that hand. We also glue the arm to the hip. We also set his watch forward 4 hours to 9.30am. Then we text his mother from his phone asking to be collected that he feels a little sick. She arrives and the result was most histerical. Let's just say that when he opened his eyes everyone was there looking at him with his mother at the front of the crowd, he and she was the only ones who were not crying laughing. End.