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how have you gotten revenge?
In college the jackasses next door in the dorm smeared a banana above my door frame. I showed up early the next semester to move out to an apartment and jammed a couple pieces of dry spaghetti in their lock. They were probably forced to sleep somewhere else before the building maintenance guy could show up. Muahahhaa
- Jnr_Madison0
I've done a few things I am not proud of now.
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- i take you´re talking animated gifs?********
- lol. Nah, I am not proud of some of things I have done.Jnr_Madison
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- Cptn_Uncanny0
I've had excellent results with a chainsaw and skeemask. Good times.
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When i was 6 (grade 1) there was a kid who had a weird habit of chewing on those pink erasers.. He would usually eat his erasers within days of getting a brand new one, so he would steal other people's erasers off their desk when they werent looking and chewed on them until they weren't usable anymore.
He once stole my eraser, and since we only receive like 3 at the start of every school year, it was a pretty big deal - it meant i only had 2 left and therefore couldnt really afford to lose my eraser for the rest of the year.
Well i figured revenge would be sweeter, so one day I shoved my eraser into my ass crack (i was 6), sat down & left it to marinade for a few minutes. I then took it out and put it on his desk the next recess or whatever.
Sure enough he got back to his desk, saw that there was a brand new eraser on his desk and almost immediately popped it into his mouth.
Justice was served. My 3rd eraser lasted the rest of the year.
- a prepubescent ass pennies********
- +1booya
- lolJnr_Madison
- *applausePonyBoy
- good work, sir.scarabin
- Nice execution.kgvs72
- I'd think he'd like it more?boobs
- this was a mighty solution.connector-Y
- a prepubescent ass pennies
- hitsuji0
i've already had my revenge of the day. my scouse flatmate is the laziest bastard around, makes a mess of the kitchen, never does his dishes (just leaves the cleaner to do them, who comes once a week) and today he stole some of my milk. rather than say anything i thought it would more fun to add a shit load of salt to his cooking oil.
also a few months a go, this girl i pulled used me to pay for her taxi, took me to her bedroom, then said "right go away now" (as in go home). home being a good 1 hour walk and i didnt have any taxi numbers. i let myself out, but before leaving i threw whatever i could on the floor. that included coffee, soil, sawdust, ash haha. teach her to fuck me over. bitch.
- kgvs720
I'm planning to upperdeck the toilet.
- ********0
upper deckered a truck stop where the clerk was a real asshole to me
- ghandolf0
Two things...
1) Access to the target's plastic thermostat for the furnace.2) A moment alone 'adjusting it' with a tube of super-glue.
- kojikabuto0
A pound of sugar in someone's gas tank (car), is a pretty fucked up thing to do. (yup I did it)
- kojikabuto0
But the worst was my ex roomate's ex girl, she caught him cheating and while we where out (she had a key) she came in with tons of fairy dust and fucked all our shit up, everywhere!!!!!!! 5 years after that I would still find that crap in the most random places
- airey0
as soon as the rifle get's here i'll be able to let you know.
- ********0
youre all too much of a bunch of pussies to get revenge.
- ********0
I kill people
- ********0
Nothing like the old "Piece of paper with question mark on it taped to the ceiling holding a whole bunch of sand wight over someone's keyboard/bed"
- Doorman0
I did two nice stuff:
1/ When I moved out a shared house (shared with the owner - a lazy bitch), I put salt in the ice cubes. Of course, a few months later she called me for her birthday party. Someone gave her a bottle of Baileys. She started to pour Baileys on ice to her guests (except me as I dont like Baileys)....histerical it was....salty Baileys....a delight haha
2/ I put toothpaste on a toilet seat in a YMCA...as we had to share kitchen - bathroom - toilets. A bastard there was psycho and thought I was working for MI5....so, i thought I will give him a treat....he went to the cubicle and I heard him swearing as he sat on it (The seats were white....so toothpaste was invisible)....GENIUS
- janne760
most of what i have achieved in life are things that i am not proud of.
- ********0
this thread is superior to the new revenge thread