revenge
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- chossy0
Some guy called me an idiot so I killed him.
- ShaneHolley0
A friend used to run a bar that myself and all my mates used to drink in. Then new owners came along and fired her straight away because they wanted a new face or some crap.
So me and friends went along to their first night under new ownership and hid lots of small herring all over the place. In air fresheners in the toilets, behind jukebox, behind fixed seating, anywhere we could fit them. After a couple of weeks it didn't smell to pretty. After a month it was unbearable, even after they had someone come in to clean and try track down the herring.
Never pick on students that have far too much time to plan revenge! Now we're all responsible grownups that would never think of doing such childish things I almost feel bad... honest.
- kult0
This is more about a friend Dan I had growing up, who had a batshit insane former-javelin-throwing-gigantic father.
He had this thing, if anyone ever telephoned the house after 9:30pm, he'd lose it. Really lose it. He'd go off on whoever it was (could have been a dying relative, etc).
So this other kid we know schemed up the clever idea to call Dan's dad at 10:00. So he did.. but hung up before the guy could launch his verbal offensive. Not to me undermined, his dad waited until the next time one of Dan's friends came over. Only, he really didn't seem to give a shit who it was, or if they were even remotely connected to calling his house.. so when this kid Marc shows up with his Nissan NX and they're chilling in Dan's room, his dad walks outside, opens the car door, lifts up both seat cushions, and unloads about 20 pounds of dead fish he caught out in the ocean. Closes them up, closes the door, and merrily walks back inside.
"Justice served" or something, and that car was never right again.
- Projectile0
My one mate had a guy move into his place. COMPLETE prick. Telling him to send his dog back to the SPCA and stealing all the food/naughtiness. So we decided to oust him. The amount of sneaky contraptions that resulted in him getting wet were ingenious... but the best was when we unscrewed his light bulb.. and grabbed a roll of fishing wire, and tied it to everything imaginable in his room.. solid objects, candlesticks.. shoes.. when he came home there was about 15 mins of crashing and swearing sounds!!!! XD
he moved out a week later.
- Projectile0
I got expelled from school, and was at a party a few months later, on the same road that the principal lived on. I had two bottles of white wine in my bladder. He had an open-back car (a ute in oz or a truck/4x4 in USA)
nuf said
- WhiteFace0
My big sister pissed me off once so I kicked her in the face with roller boots on - stopper first. It dislocated her jaw, I got in a lot of trouble for that.
- robotron3k0
I poured a few squirts of visine eye drops in the water bottle of a troublesome creative director once, kept her out of the office all week.
- rusty_ace0
when i was in college some of my floor mates barrowed a bottle of my Worlds hottest Hot sauce (this was the type of hot sauce that took about 30 seconds to heat up then it burns you alive)
anyway they mixed it into one of the guys dip...All hell broke loose about 1 in the morning as he was screaming to try and wash hiss mouth out.
- mg330
In college my roommate and I had another friend live with us for the year until we kicked him out 5 months in for not paying his share of the bills. But we used to mess with him all the time because he wasn't in college and we we were up late constantly working on projects.
Anyhow, this guy got up at like 6am to get ready for work everyday, and one morning I went into the shower, used clear packing tape and Saran Wrap to totally cover up the tub drain. Then I filled the entire thing with water right to the very top edge of the tub; even the slightest movement would spill water out. I also took off the shower head so it just came out like a hose. Finally, I took out the light bulb and replaced it with a blue one.
it was a whole chain reaction of things to "discover" that morning for him. First the blue light and inability to see anything. Then the tub water. He finally figured it out and had to pry the drain tape apart with his fingernails. Then had to shower standing in water that wouldn't fully go down, without the shower head IN BLUE LIGHT THE WHOLE TIME.
The guy would put up with anything though, it was wild.
- QBDSN0
I once left a turd nugget on my friends cousin that I didnt like. I placed on his lower chin...it looked like a piercing.
- mg330
I have heard that during a party once, some high school friends of mine took a guy that was totally passed out, stripped him down of everything, wrote "Please return to (his address)" and left him on the front porch of a neighbor's house a couple houses down, right on the damn door mat. I think the man at the house got up to get the paper early in the morning and practically tripped over the kid!!!!