revenge
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- Carl_Weathers0
I used to know this idiot guy in School who would religiously turn up at house parties and kill the buzz by getting wrecked and passing out and generally being a dick to everyone. He was huge so nobody dared confront him about it. We were at a party once, half of us outside jumping off a roof and half inside watching porn (mostly guys so it was pretty gay to begin with, he was there shouting etc). This guy vanishes and nobody notices until about and hour later somebody found him on a bed fast asleep with his pants down holding his willy in his left hand. So we glue it to that hand. We also glue the arm to the hip. We also set his watch forward 4 hours to 9.30am. Then we text his mother from his phone asking to be collected that he feels a little sick. She arrives and the result was most histerical. Let's just say that when he opened his eyes everyone was there looking at him with his mother at the front of the crowd, he and she was the only ones who were not crying laughing. End.