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    When i was 6 (grade 1) there was a kid who had a weird habit of chewing on those pink erasers.. He would usually eat his erasers within days of getting a brand new one, so he would steal other people's erasers off their desk when they werent looking and chewed on them until they weren't usable anymore.

    He once stole my eraser, and since we only receive like 3 at the start of every school year, it was a pretty big deal - it meant i only had 2 left and therefore couldnt really afford to lose my eraser for the rest of the year.

    Well i figured revenge would be sweeter, so one day I shoved my eraser into my ass crack (i was 6), sat down & left it to marinade for a few minutes. I then took it out and put it on his desk the next recess or whatever.

    Sure enough he got back to his desk, saw that there was a brand new eraser on his desk and almost immediately popped it into his mouth.

    Justice was served. My 3rd eraser lasted the rest of the year.

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