Kidney Stones
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- Not_Just_Another
Worst pain I've ever felt in my life.
Anyone else had these little bastards?
- Wolfboy0
Are they gonna have to shoot lasers down your cock?
- toe_knee0
Oh jesus I had these only last month. Worst pain ever. Morphene is the only releaif. Nurse treating me said she had them and it was more painful than giving birth. I feel for you man
- roundabout0
I have known a couple of friends who have had them, and every one of them would not wish the pain on there worse enemy. Evil bloody things.
- Not_Just_Another0
^ Thanks man, I didn't think the body could produce that much pain without passing out!
As far as lasers in the cock, not sure yet. Need to arrange a CT scan to see how many of the bastards there are. Then possibly... I'm trying not to think of them violating me like that just yet...
- toe_knee0
They'll have you pissing through a gauze too to make sure they come out. Most pass by themselves and they will only zap them if they are over 4mm. Mine where 31/2 so i had to sit it out. Took 10 days for the feckers to go. Best of luck
- Not_Just_Another0
^ already passed one that was between 5-6mm - that hurt.
Not looking forward to the next episode...
- toe_knee0
holy shit that tough. The only way I could describe the pain was getting a kick in the balls repeatedly every 2 mins and someone sawing at your spine
- My balls hurt like hell. The doc thought my ball were twisted. Glad he thought that one through.404NotFound
- Not_Just_Another0
haha - yeah I'd say it was about the same. My dad has been through it, said he had three pretty bad episodes over the course of three weeks before the hospital took him in for an op. I've only had one really bad, so I hope that'll be it, otherwise I've got a few more painful days to come...
- toe_knee0
Yeah its hereditary
- I'm blaming him for everything! hehe :-)Not_Just_Another
- boobs0
I had a couple of those motherfuckers a couple years ago. Motherfucking pain, and I don't mean "maybe."
Give them to Hurley if you can.
- plash0
as my nanna would say "getting old is no fun"
- young people get them tooRand
- yep, I'm 26Not_Just_Another
- Had them when I was 23. Now 32, haven't had them since.404NotFound
- Rand0
given a choice of that and stabbing myself in the eyes with knitting needles to end it, i would have chosen the knitting needles. By the way, the painful part is not the cock part, it's prior to that
- yep, its odd how passing a stone about 5-6mm across wasn't as painful as my kidney were a few days prior...Not_Just_Another
- This is true. Barely even knew I pissed them out.404NotFound
- epikore0
this thread is scaring the shit out of me
- epikore0
I was at the ER last week, and they said there's a 15% chance I have a kidney stone.
- Not_Just_Another0
^ Fingers crossed you don't mate, I wouldn't inflict this on anyone.
- epikore0
Last week I had a pain on my lower right side. They weren't sure what it was as the blood and urine test didn't reveal much. They didn't think it was serious enough for a cat scan. There wasn't blood in my urine which most likely rules out a kidney stone, but there was still a 15% chance.
Did some research and a high protein diet can cause a kidney stone which isn't good because I eat a lot of protein.
My family didn't get kidney stones though.
- epikore0
Best thing to do is drink lots of water.
- agreed, doesn't make it much fun when it hurts to pee though... Fingers crossed you'll get the all clear!Not_Just_Another
- thanks =)epikore
- wrong0
i had a kidney stone. i went to the ER one day and they told me i had a stone, go home and pass it. Here is some percoset. drink lots of water. i did that, but i couldn't pee so i got worried. every hour or so the next day I got extremely bad pains, like there was a burning piece of charcoal inside my side. the percoset was helping manage the pain a little, but i still couldn't pee even though i'd drank like a gallon of water. all the sudden i puked. I just was sitting there and "holy shit" and i ran to the bathroom and puked in the tub. a huge nasty water puke. i'd just taken a percoset so i puked that out. i called the ER at that point and they said to come in. when i got there i had no pain killers in me and an "episode" hit me when i was in the waiting room. For the next 20 minutes i was clawing at the walls, hallucinating (not shitting you), and scaring the piss out of every one in the waiting room while the nurses filled out paper work and generally acted like dicks. Then they finally got me in the ER and pumped me full of the good shit, but they told me the stone hadn't moved and they'd have to do surgery. Because of it's location ultra sound wasn't an option. So i stayed the night (one of the longest nights ever - had a self administered morphine drip that only allowed me to hit the button every 15 minutes; which meant every 20 minutes i'd wake up screaming in agony slamming the morphine button) and in the morning they strapped me to a bed and knocked me out, then stuck a tube in my wang and pulled the fucker out. when i woke up i had a stent in my ureter and a bottle of industrial strength vicodin, and peed blood for a week.
- OMFG. DUDE.rabbit
- Ok now I'm scared.404NotFound
- i'm ok now :)wrong
- damn. i just puked a little in my mouth myself.robotron3k
- fuck!!OSFA
- you are my hero.jimzyk
- Sweet JesusJonnyPompa
- that's just wrong.dopepope
- funny shit manAmbushstudio