First Sexual Experiences
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- NotByHand
Let me start out by apologizing for starting another YouTube based thread. But seeing a reference to "Build" by The Housemartins brings back incredible memories of a time in my life, where I was experiencing my first awkward sexual encounters with girls. A time were hormones, feelings, and attempts at impressing the opposite sex where completely out of control.
Feel free to post songs, stories or whatever the brings back similar memories to you.
- ukit0
- Horp0
Right at the start of my modest sexual career I was 'going out' with a girl called Trudy in the year below me at big school. I'd started off 'going out' with her best made Sarah, and Truday was 'going out' with my best mate Marky. We decided, collectively, to swap though, because its like that with true love aint it, because we each fancies the other's partner more.
I was 12 or 13 and I just didn't feel ready to go all Barry White on it and was therefore a bit scared I suppose, of Trudy, so after we had been going out for a while, fear got the better of me and I packed her in one cold winters night as we smoked Superkings in the lane. I rode home on my Woolworths 'Scorcher' BMX style bike with a massively heavy heart, went straight up to my room and put on my UB40 12" of Red Red wine. I think I cried.
I don't recall much else but its likely I got over it after half an hour or so and cranked a swift one out before going downstairs for a breville and a bag of crisps.
- Stories you cunts. Where's your stories?Horp
- I was haunted for years by the memory of Trudy crying out "WHY?" as I peddled off into the Superking fog.Horp
- HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA... poor Trudy.NotByHand
- WHY!!!!!!!!chossy
- What do you mean WHY, I was bloody 12 years old and tied to my mom's apron strings. FEAR, thats why.Horp
- Oh wait, you were being Trudy Chossy, I getcha!
8 OHorp
- moveinspace0
1984-First time I had sex was to this song. When you are an awkward teenager a girl saying your love is king....well let's leave it at that.
- I had party sex under the coats to this!!!! AWESOME!!Horp
- I feel like we're brothers now!!!Horp
- LOLHorp
- :)moveinspace
- HORP? is that you on the saxophoen?digdre
- locustsloth0
A girl i was friends with and i started flirting vi notes in science class, i think around 10th grade. She wasn't particularly attractive, but frankly, neither was (am) i. However, the fever of adolescent lust consumed both of us. One day she got dropped off at my house, with the pretense to her parents that we were studying, hanging out, watching a movie, whatever.
Flirted quite a bit, listened to the FNM song and watched Arachnophobia before we got on the business of heavy petting and more. By this time it was dark out (my mother still wasn''t home).
We decided we were going all the way and she directed me to some condoms in her purse across the room.
As i was rifling thru her purse i see headlights pull into my driveway. At first i thought it was a customer for the store on the bottom floor of the house my mom owned. i described the car to the girl and she says "oh shit, that's my dad".
So as she's getting dressed, i was given the task of going downstairs and letting her dad know that we had fallen asleep watching a movie and that she'd be right down.
i have yet to thank that man. Screwing that chick would have been the worst mistake of my life.- HAHAHAHAHA, Great.Horp
- lolJaline
- She actually came back a second time and asked me to pretend to force myself on her. That's when i knew i dodged a bulletlocustsloth
- bulletlocustsloth
- hahaha... good story.NotByHand
- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I just brought up a tonsil.Horp - hahaha great ending.VectorMasked
- send her to my place yo! she sounds prize.chossy
- loved that movie, I was the exterminator for halloweennadnerb
- NotByHand0
1987, I was 13 years old - and was told by a friend, that this one girl named Christian thought I was really cute. I had only seen her once before at a party the previous and didn't fully recollect what she looked like. I was still incredibly excited about the prospects, and couldn't wait to see what was going to happen when I would see her at this party the following Friday. Only problem was, that I had a paper-route on Saturday mornings at the time, where the papers had to be delivered by 6am. But surely that was going to stop me from meeting the potential love of my life.
Friday night rolls around, and being told by my parents to be home no later than 10pm, I show up at the party in my fresh new turquoise Robe Di Kappa sweatshirt and rolled up snow-wash jeans. And there she was - running towards me. I was fairly shy at the time, and was immediately excited that she was making the first move. As she came close to me, I realized that she had already had WAY too much to drink and was overly handsy. Didn't really bother me though, as I found here somewhat attractive, and the remote possibility of any physical encounter with a female was the equivalent of winning the lottery for me at the time. Needless to say, we ended up in some bedroom, and there were inexperienced and clueless hands and tongues everywhere. I have no idea how long fooled around, but I do remember enjoying the experience while I could the kids dancing to a Wet Wet Wet song on the other side of the door. At some point though, we must both have fallen asleep. I woke up, and in quickly realized panic, glazed over at my pop-swatch watch showing 7:26 am. I ran out of there and got on my 5-speed bike as fast as I could, hoping somehow my parent wouldn't have noticed me not being home on time. As I got closer to my house, I could tell by light in the kitchen window that wasn't going to be the case, so I slowly entered the door to take my medicine. To wrap it up, my parents were furious of course, and I got grounded for 2 weeks. I also got fired from the paper route. But I did start going steady with Christina, and I think it lasted a whole 3 weeks or so. Ahhhhh... the memories.
- NotByHand0
"Party sex" was the best. A complete uninhibited surrender to pure lust. The coatroom, the bush out by the smoking area, the dark area behind the chair stacks in the gym, and of course - the restrooms.
Any place was fair play.
- d_rek0
I shudder to think how careless i used to be sexually.
- Jnr_Madison0
I also learned the riff for this to woo the girls, not a huge RHCP fan but all the ladies were at the time... hehe
- Teen Spirit was more my cup of tea in '92Jnr_Madison
- Yes, this still works!ismith
- haha, keep it going ismith.Jnr_Madison
- NotByHand0
^ Gosh, I hated your kind, that could do cool guitar riffs and excite the ladies to no end. I tried, but had absolutely no ability. All I could do was play the first part of Depeche Mode's "Just Can't Enough" on a keyboard, which impressed nobody.
- drgss0
20+ year old girl gave me something you can all handjob on a river beach, I was 13-14 on vacation visiting my grandparents
The next time was when I was 18
- chossy0
I remember QFX was playing once at a party while I was getting ridden by a brave girl :D
shyeah boyeee.