First Sexual Experiences
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Right at the start of my modest sexual career I was 'going out' with a girl called Trudy in the year below me at big school. I'd started off 'going out' with her best made Sarah, and Truday was 'going out' with my best mate Marky. We decided, collectively, to swap though, because its like that with true love aint it, because we each fancies the other's partner more.
I was 12 or 13 and I just didn't feel ready to go all Barry White on it and was therefore a bit scared I suppose, of Trudy, so after we had been going out for a while, fear got the better of me and I packed her in one cold winters night as we smoked Superkings in the lane. I rode home on my Woolworths 'Scorcher' BMX style bike with a massively heavy heart, went straight up to my room and put on my UB40 12" of Red Red wine. I think I cried.
I don't recall much else but its likely I got over it after half an hour or so and cranked a swift one out before going downstairs for a breville and a bag of crisps.
- Stories you cunts. Where's your stories?Horp
- I was haunted for years by the memory of Trudy crying out "WHY?" as I peddled off into the Superking fog.Horp
- HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA... poor Trudy.NotByHand
- WHY!!!!!!!!chossy
- What do you mean WHY, I was bloody 12 years old and tied to my mom's apron strings. FEAR, thats why.Horp
- Oh wait, you were being Trudy Chossy, I getcha!
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