First Sexual Experiences
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- joeth0
Kinda like this...
(click play on video)
http://videogum.com/archives/mus…
- morilla0
15 , 1969 Camero , Night Train and the high school cutie trollop. Such a cliché.
- Horp0
^ what, totally gay like?
- and utter fantasy?Horp
- and without any depth or meaning?Horp
- with no verbal interaction at all?Horp
- and lacking in variety?Horp
- and a bit nerdy?Horp
- 8 DHorp
- Just you, on your own?Horp
- tapping away frantically on your organ?Horp
- (It just keeps coming... somebody stop me, please)Horp
- as interesting as a pre-millenial screensaver?Horp
- a bit bimbly and wibbly?Horp
- and instantly forgetable?Horp
- and hardly worth turning on for?Horp
- and over in four minutes fifty one seconds?Horp
- and peformed with a man?
Named Luke Slater?Horp - And available to watch on You Tube?Horp
- Okay, I think I'm at the bottom of the barrell now so I'll stop.Horp
- I clicked throug the notes just to see if you were the only sad soul replying ;Pkalkal
- MrOneHundred0
@ kalkal. It is somewhat of an exploration that first time. Like Columbus going out to find the New land.
- Yes, well from my first voyage, I learned that for the second time aroundkalkal
- And it was somewhat like a forest too.kalkal
- ha.MrOneHundred
- nadnerb0
i guess there's not a real video anywhere
- neverblink0
I met my girl on a local skatepark.. I was 14 she was 13.. after about a week of dating (which meant seeing her home after skating at the skatepark with our friends).. we kissed for the first time. All our friends had gone home and we were left on the mini(-ramp). I kinda cornered her and kissed her on the forehead.. *deep breaths for 10 seconds*.. the nose.. *deep breaths for 10 seconds*.. and finally the mouth.
- NotByHand0
I'm overwhelmed by the staggering amount of female posts in this thread.
- MrOneHundred0
I will post here once I am done with my psychoanalysis.
- caput580
long, long time ago... this is the song.
- I've watched about three seconds of this video and I'm horny as fuck already.Horp
- :)caput58
- LOL@HorpNotByHand
- and it's a "sexy" song too, btw, the ost for my first...caput58
- What language are they singing Caput?Horp
- You don't want to go past 20 seconds, hahaJaline
- LOOK AT THOSE NAUGHTY GIRLS THOUGH, ON THE CLIMBING FRAME!!! CHIPPY!!!Horp
- the language is serbo-croatiancaput58
- ex-yugoslaviacaput58
- Horp0
I had been going out with / dating this girl who was really beautiful but she was as sexually dynamic as a felled tree. It was a really frustrating situation because I hadn't had sex yet and had been very sheltered up to that point so I really had no idea what I was doing. None at all. I really needed someone to go on that journey with me but she was putting out this total frigid lobotomised zombie border guard vibe that made the idea of having sex for the first time seem like climbing Everest naked.
So one weekend I was totally wankered at the local pub and this much older student girl who had a face like a bag of faulty spaners was all over me. In a drunken stupor we went back to her student digs to smoke something and we ended up having had the most filthy sex ever imaginable.
I had bought my girlfriend Riptide, the album, by Robert Palmer, and I had taped it for myself before giving it to her (classy) so the title track seemed particularly profound and relevant to me after this, as it talks of the dilemma of choosing. The lyrics "My heart is tossed, on a sea of emotion, one love offers romance, the other devotion"... translated nicely for me into "should I now try and seduce the beautiful cardboard zombie or should I just keep hammering away with ol' bagospanners face?".
In the end fate intervened and the beautiful girlfriend packed me in for not being sexually mature enough for her. I enjoyed a summer of mayhem with spanners and never looked back.
Beauty is nothing, frantic urgent desperate need is everything.
- You've got some nice stories...Jaline
- I forgot to add my age...Horp
- 34.Horp
- LOL!Horp
- 15. I was a very late starter, I was terribly shy and frightened of sex.Horp
- I don't think there is such a thing as "late starter" unless you are 30 something.Jaline
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...NotByHand
- so what you are saying Harp is that you were insecure with your small pee pee?VectorMasked
- *harp* lol! Horp!
FAIL!VectorMasked - Hahahah, I think you are right VM. I didn't feel mature enough physically.Horp
- uberdesigner0
2girls1cup
- thizzbobby0
- I am so sorry man.Jnr_Madison
- dodgy uncle?Jnr_Madison
- LOL Jnr.Horp
- pyramd0
She was a stripper named Barbie. For real lol
- chossy0
Thing is though if you are listening to music how can you hear the girls when she says.
"Right, well, thats us both cum. Hop off there's a god lad"
- god = good.chossy
- no, you're right. of course :)Jaline
- Both of us? That's a little optimistic.MrOneHundred
- hahaJaline
- ahem, not for me, of course.MrOneHundred
- chossy0
I remember QFX was playing once at a party while I was getting ridden by a brave girl :D
shyeah boyeee.
- drgss0
20+ year old girl gave me something you can all handjob on a river beach, I was 13-14 on vacation visiting my grandparents
The next time was when I was 18