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- NotByHand0
I saw pics of Chossy's car the other day... that thing looks like a blast to drive. You're into cars as well, right?
- Jaline0
Hey, Spooks.
- locustsloth0
With this pseudo-faux-row about OddBlog vs blog, i somehow feel like i'm a kid and my parents are fighting. All i want them to do is have their mixed drinks and lock me in my room while they cavort around the house naked
- canuck0
I don't care too much for this thread.
- digdre0
17/20
my number of today.
go fuck you now.
- digdre0
lets try get this topic to 40k before the blog does
- Horp0
Afternoon:
Took my girl to the beach after her midday nap. I smashed boulders against the huge cubes of granite sunk into the shale, and behind me she meticulously sifted out 9 pure white, flawless pebbles 3 large oyster shells and some seaweed. She then prepared three breakfasts out of this and when she was ready, she laid them out and shouted "BREAKFAST READY DADDY" and we sat and ate our stones n shells breakfast. We brought the third one home for mom who stayed behind to hoover.
It was bastardly cold and raining icy droplets and I thought I would die. Why don't 2.5 year olds feel the cold...
- they are one with it...
or somethingmagnificent_ruin - I am also at one with it, in as much as I am at one with really fucking feeling deathly cold.Horp
- they are one with it...
- moveinspace0
Damn didn't know there was a fight between the Oddblog and the original blog. Honestly I haven't posted anything of significance in the real blog in about 3 years. It has grown to too many pages, I guess I should start using the dog ear feature.
- Horp0
There wasn't really a fight at all to begin with but someone took it all the wrong way and threw a few pooballs out of his underpants. Now its fucking all out war.
Disclaimer: Its not really fucking all out war.
- magnificent_ruin0
hug it out, ya big lunk
- Horp0
There's two men on the television, both very well spoken, and one just said to the other one... "What an extraordinarily large pistol you have! Look at the enormous bores"
Antiques Roadshow.
Essential viewing for the avid entendre collector
- max_prophet0
- A little snack for your mutinous voyage!max_prophet
- Wow that's so sumptuously shot! Where are my medals you cunt? IN THAT OTHER THREAD, THATS WHERE!Horp
- they did a good job, it loks so delicious, especially the dishwater tea with the bag still inmax_prophet
- is that dog feces?magnificent_ruin
- HEY... budgets are down, cunt. Cut Bounty's photographer some slag.NotByHand
- Horp0
Anyway, thanks for the Bounty and cup of pissy liquid, its now T-minus 4 minutes until Larkrise To Candleford and apprently Robert Timmins is about to get his stonemason's tools stolen by pikeys so its a must see episode becuase if he hasn't got his tools he can't make the plinth for the new village clock HOLY FUCKING HELL!
If Robert Timmins was alive today he'd be in Oddblog, of this I am sure.
- magnificent_ruin0
I've been watching a few episodes of this show "damages" on the FX network. From a distance Glenn Close looks more or less the same as she used to... but up close her face is a immobile mask of scarred bone and gristle with a mouth as wide as a shark
- she is a very ugly woman. I apologise Glenn, if you're reading oddBlogkelpie
- which means you like her, right?magnificent_ruin
- there's limits to that thing you knowkelpie
- Horp0
^ Wow, the snowman on the left is the 'lady' character from the Robin Williams remake of Birdcage. Nice work Locustsloth, I never saw a snowman with eyebrowze afore.
Kelpie, I share your admiration of imperfection.
Larkrise to Candleford was a gripper for sure. Rest assured Robert Timmins got his tools replaced and all was well by the end of this week's episode.
Goodnight The Oddblog thread, and Goodnight to all the self-infatuated rectum dwellers of the blog.
INFIDELS!
- max_prophet0
Oooh look at him! Give him oysters and seaweed for breakfast and he thinks he's the Lord Majesty!! Ooooh I say!!
- Who is this blog clique anyhow?max_prophet
- fuck him max, he's not worth itkelpie
- utopian0
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