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- Horp0
100!
- moamoa0
fuck I ruined it
- You are the reason he started this thread.MrOneHundred
- oh ;(moamoa
- Horp0
I never get the 100. Ever. I hoped I might get it on a thread that nobody was interested in reading. I typed 100 and hit the button and then my battery died. I watched Robocop and now I come back to check and YOU RUINED IT MOAMOA I CAN NEVER FORGIVE YOU.
* Crushes photograph of Moamoa and tosses it onto fire.
- Horp0
^ This is unnaceptable content. Kindly leave the Oddblog immediatey.
- ...Horp
- ... I keed.Horp
- no don'tkid, tell him to get that self absorbed shite out of here and go masturbate into a prada sock or something. TELL HIM.max_prophet
- ONLY HORP MAY BE WORSHIPPED IN THIS THREAD, ALL OTHERS ARE FALSE IDOLS! EMUKID ESPECIALLY!max_prophet
- ESPECIALLY!max_prophet
- locustsloth0
Where may i obtain a copy of the OddBlog rules? i'd hate to run afoul of it's creator's genius and/or wrath
- I hereby put you in charge of creating the oddblog rule book. Take your time, whenever you're ready.Horp
- awesomelocustsloth
- Horp0
Goodnight Oddblog.
- digdre0
see you tomorrow.
I for one, go sleep.
check your email moa, horp
- MrOneHundred0
I was only joking moa.
- I know my friend ;)moamoa
- *ring ring
Hello? Mr. OneHundred?
Your continent's on fire
* hangs uplocustsloth - I just heard. I don’t watch the news or read papers, so...MrOneHundred
- magnificent_ruin0
have a good weekend
- emukid0
i was told there was a dance party here. is there one? have i been lied to again? why do people keep lying to me about dance parties? all i ever wanted to do was dance. is that so wrong?
- Horp0
Fucking hell Emukid, maybe you have enough time left to get QBN to delete those two posts in the Blog before everyone comes along and sees what a rinsey little twat you've been.
Its not fucking serious. Get yourself together. Its meaningless and banal. You're actually validating the mock-accusations of elitism and cliqueyness by whining like a toddler about me starting a thread of my own. Just don't look at this thread if it all means so much to you.
I thought you were an okay person.
- my posts are as non serious as yours. please don't take them seriously. and i still think you are okay person.emukid
- emukid0
can't you see i am unable to deal with you leaving the blog in a healthy way?
- MrOneHundred0
Take a deep breath, cunts.
I think someone just farted.
- kelpie0
I think emu's posts were fair comment actually, I've been seething for the last 3 days but too impotent and useless to say anything. I mean, how dare you horp? do you have ANY idea how long people have worked to give us the safe haven that is the blog? do you?
You're like the kids that think Germans are ok just cos they have no idea of the history there. People DIED in that war you know.
total cunt. You're dead to me. mainly cos you have no respect for the old men who saw their friends die in the mud in WWII
- Fariska0
this thread nees more panic in the village.
http://www.dailymotion.com/relev…
- Horp0
Well, what a day. Took my girl to the park, played some good games, made a den, played giants, got back, ate sandwiches, cleaned the bathroom, just made a Shepherd's pie with vegemince for tonight and now I'm sat relaxing with a cup of tea.
Even if we were a family of carnivores I would probably still make Shapherd's pie with vegemince because its just so much more tasty and less icky than pushing a cow through a giant seive.
^ Great stuff. As a committed carnivore, I recommend it to you regardless of your dietary pursuasions.
- Horp0
I cannot deny that I get very envious of other people's good fortunes. Just recently someone I know was awarded a development grant of over 1million UK pounds. This is not an isolated case either, I know of many people who have been selected for such good fortune. I sometimes feels as though the world ignores me completely.
- Horp0
Fuck it. I want a turkey leg too.
Fucking vegetarians. what was I thinking...
- ...vegetarian shepherd's pie. God my life is shit.Horp
- lowered expectationsmagnificent_ruin