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- ximeraLabs0
Here's the thing (one of many) why it is a shit movie (and I liked the first one!): They have Jetfire in it. Jetfire as a SR-71 Blackbird. I hear you thinking: NO WAI! Now I tell you that they made Jetfire a bearded geriatric with a cane who speaks with a faux colonial English accent. You can start crying now.
- they transform into humans?Kiggen
- def a weird choice. Not sure how I feel about him; the twin dumbass ghetto bros were funny tho.connector-Y
- Kiggen0
so jetfire is a bit the Alfa Trion from this movie? An old bot like Kup?
- e-pill0
lots of the transformers in the series had facial hair... the junkions all had goatees... too... i think bay took the characters in a nice direction... as a robot designer i am very fond of their originality and the creativeness... the bashing i hear sounds more like jealously...
- and they all ad accents, like jazz, springer, the junkions, the sweeps, huff wel actually all the secondary bots had that...Kiggen
- blur, masterblaster, inferno, hot spot, ... all accents...Kiggen
- Jealousy?! Why would I be jealous about something I didn't personally like?ximeraLabs
- not neccessrily pointing that at you xlabs, but the post above with the pics was...e-pill
- overall i see a lot of bashing in general... i see it as jealous people...e-pill
- randommail0
I think Michael Bay is actually a very good director.
- MrT0
I think Michael Bay polishes turds.
- Milan0
yaaay, it's a movie for 10 year olds
- just like the latest terminatorMilan
- you think 10 year old design robots!??!?! Milan you are no longer cool in my book!!!e-pill
- psssh at you and every thing you will ever accomplish!!!! try make a robot!!! try i dare you!e-pill
- i really loves milans werk i really want to see what can be done!!!e-pill
- but a robot you can never do, ever!!! best me in it!!! i dare you!!! triple dog dare you!!!!e-pill
- i actually dont think you can even come close to any robot i create... so :P @ you!!!!e-pill
- also its not like there are any 10 years olds here so who are you posting to??? psssh!!!!!e-pill
- I sense a raw nerve may have been tweaked here.Wolfboy
- emukid0
Bay's most unrestrained and ridiculous to date. The male teenage cinematic equivalent of snorting cocaine off a hooker's ass.
After 149 minutes, I felt like I had been sitting in an aluminum garbage can while someone drummed on the outside with a wrench.
It's the movie to see if the most important person in your life is Optimus Prime. If, like me, you think Optimus Prime is a Roman steakhouse, move on.
A 150-minute simulation of life in a garbage disposal.
- was the drumming on beat and accompanied by additional music?version3
- Have you eaten and Optimus Prime the steakhouse? is it any good?version3
- Are you in a protected suit, is it all sharp edges & stink of a GD, or just the unpredictable spinning?version3
- all valid questions. stay tuned for answers.emukid
- emukid0
So what if he can’t put a coherent series of shots together? Bay’s going for pure sensation, and everyone knows dramatic continuity is for women and the weak.
I've just spent 2 1/2 hours watching a movie and another hour thinking about what I saw and I have no earthly idea what Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is about.
If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
If you're lucky - and this is rare - you can figure out which robots are fighting and, eventually, who won.
- ********0
"If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. "
This is my usual Saturday night....
- ********0
ANYONE THAT LIKES THIS MOVIE SHOULD QUICKLY REMOVE THEMSELVES FROM THE MEDIA INDUSTRY.
- imnotadesigner0
didnt like it at all.... was it me, or did they only play that linkin park track like a gazillion times during the movie. The minute I saw a disney trailer before the film started I knew what I was in for.
- shitehawke0
Complete bollocks from start to end.
- ximeraLabs0
I'm not sure if people outside the UK can see this, but this sums up the movie pretty much: http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/markk…
- I like Kermode, his podcast is brilliant. He said McG is like Bay's less talented little brother. Summed up everything I hated about Terminator Salvation.Wolfboy
- ********0
7.5 on imdb.
- ********0
Going to see this at IMAX in a few weeks
- Wolfboy0
I can't imagine that'll be a good experience Set. I saw 300 at an Imax and it was terrible, all those close up action scenes just get blurred in your vision due to the scale of the whole thing.
And bearing in mind Bay's terrible direction, where you can barely work out what is happening on screen at a normal size cinema I hold little hope for an Imax version.
- very true; plus the robots are so complicated looking its hard to keep up sometimes.
connector-Y
- very true; plus the robots are so complicated looking its hard to keep up sometimes.
- connector-Y0
Not as good as the first, but happy I caught the 1201 show last night. It'll do well and make money; just for that there will almost def be a third.


