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  • emukid0

    Bay's most unrestrained and ridiculous to date. The male teenage cinematic equivalent of snorting cocaine off a hooker's ass.

    After 149 minutes, I felt like I had been sitting in an aluminum garbage can while someone drummed on the outside with a wrench.

    It's the movie to see if the most important person in your life is Optimus Prime. If, like me, you think Optimus Prime is a Roman steakhouse, move on.

    A 150-minute simulation of life in a garbage disposal.

    • was the drumming on beat and accompanied by additional music?version3
    • Have you eaten and Optimus Prime the steakhouse? is it any good?version3
    • Are you in a protected suit, is it all sharp edges & stink of a GD, or just the unpredictable spinning?version3
    • all valid questions. stay tuned for answers.emukid

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