I am not catching this train
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- brandelec0
and how does he know they cut holes before they pulled his pants down?
- Corvo20
Yeah! How?
- ********0
because he woke up with a paved driveway and a massive bill.
- Corvo20
Did he check for broken violin strings in the compartment?
- acescence0
used to see this all the time years ago on nyc subways, people sleeping, drunk, passed out, whatever, with all their pockets sliced open.
- brandelec0
did they check his penis for prints?
- megE0
when I backpacked through europe a few years ago I heard this type of stories from a lot of travelers - happens most often on night trains in eastern europe
- gramme0
Hilarious misfortune!
- scarabin_net0
i call bullshit
who the fuck gases people on trains; someone would notice you coming on board with a bigass tank
and it would take shitloads of gas to fill up a house enough to knock out its occupants
- Corvo20
Whatever happened, it's a very disagreeable situation,
but at least he didn't wake up married to the chieftains' daughter.
- sikma0
"1. mate was sprayed with some sort of knockout gas"
"rag + Chlorophorm"So much for falling asleep on the train. Thanks for the nightmares.
- brandelec0
wtf
- free_0
for some reason when men get molested i feel like it's funny, like they received a freebie. i know... that's wrong. but i can't help thinking that part is amusing. now i feel ashamed.
- mcLeod0
it was these guys wasn't it?
- Corvo20
All of my life I've heard of stories like this: mysterious travellers on trains, people being hypnotised by gypsies at your home's front-door; people waking up in beaches after a night out, missing a kidney, etc. I think there's a lot of urban folklore in those.
Not saying your friend is lying, mistermik - but sometimes it's just less romantic than that. It's just the guy next to you. Common burglars taking their chances. Not necessarily the gypsies or the "eastern gangs". Some of those are certainly not church-going people and charity yard-sale organisers, but right now, in Portugal, any Ukrainian is deemed to be part of a gang, carrying guns, knives, knowing karate and being able to strip you of your life in a few seconds just to steal you 20 euros. Is that fair?
Some years ago, in Lisbon, I was assaulted by some junkies, while my girlfriend and I were peacefully enjoying an ice-cream in one of our neighbourhood's gardens. While I was trying to stand-up from the bench and measure up to them a bit (sometimes it works), one of them immediately pointed a needle to my gf's neck. After being robbed, we went to our district Police station and the officer handed me 2 big volumes of profiles (hardback, no less!) so that we could try to identify those artists. It's not exactly a poor neighbourhood, on the contrary - but would you believe me that while we were going through those pictures we recognised many of our neighbours booked for several offenses, high-school colleagues (notoriously 1 of those from my class, caught breaking into a pharmacy one day, to steal some pills) and other sort of people that I used to see around that neighbourhood?
Heart-breaking and amazing at the same time. People are really weird.
- 1st line. this=these.Corvo2
- Lord knows I love me some Ukrainian genealogy... on the broads. The ones that don't rob me ... well while I'm knocked out.********
- aaah, I knew it!
flavorful's aunt = KGB.Corvo2 - Biological weaponry on the streets is a pretty fucked up proposition.Nairn
- @ Nairn: it's so simple, isn't it? No one risks they're just bluffing.Corvo2
- I forgot to add that most of the men on those records were jacket & tie; like some motherfucking bank clerks.Corvo2
- I guess all robbers tend to dress alike.Corvo2
- NotByHand0
I'd like to do some rebranding for Gypsies. I think that would be a fun project.
Those crazy pirates too, that tried to rack a cruise ship. That would be an awesome job.- Fuck gypsies. Fuckers tried to nick my bike when I was 13 ... with me still in it. I beat them off with a bag of sweets.Nairn
- hahaah********
- ...I pathetically flailed at them with the bag'o'sweets, whilst a couple of Spanish pensioners rescued me from the gang. :\Nairn
- I have many moments in life that I'm not proud of. That ranks among them.Nairn
- you meant to type 23, didn't you?7point34
- 30. It happened just last year.
I'm still in counselling.
Haven't been on the bike since.Nairn - And my assailant was a single retarded 7 year old girl in a wheelchair.Nairn
- Fat and blind too.Nairn
- Limbless.Nairn
- Dwarf.Nairn
- I like the notion of throwing a bag 'o sweets. It has legs to go.Corvo2
- 'o = o'
ahahah.Corvo2
- ********0
A friend of a mid level friend knew two girls who were riding the train in germany. Some guy jacked off on them. They woke up covered in semen.
- If that wasn't so horrendous, I'd be laughing like shit right now.Nairn
- Conceptually, it's so fucked up it's funny, but in reality...Nairn
- nah, you have to laugh********
- Fuck the semen. Did he cut off their pockets?Corvo2
- no, just jerked off on them********
- ah, then. So it's not the same guy mistermik is talking about. :PCorvo2