I am not catching this train
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- mistermik
Mate was telling me yesterday how he got gassed on a train journey (whilst asleep) from krakow to prague.
And then the Gypsies (correct) cut holes in his pants and removed all his good.
For good measure they pulled his pants down.
He is unsure as to whether he was touched.He was upset - I couldnt stop laughing.
- canuck0
Can you translate this into North American?
What happened?
- Ruffian0
Hahaha, shit, with my imagination I would have nightmares for years.
- ian0
Fucking gypo's. I'll bet they didn't even have the decency to try to sell him some carpet or a dog after. Whats the world coming to?
- mistermik0
for canuck
1. mate was sprayed with some sort of knockout gas
2. they cut holes in his trousers
3. they stole all his stuff
4. they pulled down his trousers
5. he might have been molested
- lowimpakt0
i travelled on that train about 11 years ago - the only hassle was the border soldiers.
I've travelled through eastern europe, russia, balkans (bosnia etc) and never once had any trouble - met loads of very friendly people including gypsies and what not.
- mistermik0
Aye - I wasn't taking about you though.
- ********0
I see "robbery fashion" coming to high street near you. My money is on Alex. mcQueen making trousers with holes in front where pockets would be or maybe holes with pockets pulled through so they look like larceny tulips. This trend is for the rich who can show they had money but it was stolen. Bernie Brand!
- lowimpakt0
my last memory of the trains in Bosnia was me trying to wash socks in the sink without having my bare feet touch the floor while train rocked from side to side and a hole in the floor and the sound of the track rushing below me.
saying that the train from sarajevo to mostar is one of the top 10 train rides in europe.
- mistermik0
aye on the return trip he sat with some strange family and stayed awake all night playing cards just in case.
- Nairn0
'Eastern European' crims have been housebreaking in Southern Spain by gassing the inhabitants whilst they sleep, via AC units, then walking off with everything, no care in the world for how much noise they make.
Quite scary stuff. I'd relegate it to frenzied tabloid paranoia, had it not happened to one of my Dad's friends.
- 7point340
at least they didn't cut his head off.
eastern europe: still not as dangerous as canada
- :\Nairn
- too soon?7point34
- Possibly. I just thought it a little grim - not saying bad, not saying good.Just a lil grim.Nairn
- it definitely sounded funnier in my head.
*kicks dirt7point34 - 7calles34.********
- //********
- sir, you cut me real deep7point34
- I was being sarcastic. Nothing is too soon to me, but I realize other people are different.********
- Which is why I stay away from certain threads at times, haha.********
- lowimpakt0
A friend of mine was gassed by a moroccan dude when sleeping in a train station in barcelona a few years ago.
apparently the gas didn't have any effect - probably because he is an Irish pisshead.
- ha ha - I'd love to have witnessed that.Nairn
- The Irish are quite the lot in life in that "Irish Pisshead" is a compliment and other blatant derogatory sentiments are taken as compliments.********
- taken as compliments.********
- mistermik0
i hadnt heard of this sort of stuff before he told me and now they are coming out of the woodwork.
I must be well naive.
- brandelec0
what's the chemical used in getting gassed?
- mistermik0
read that 5 times - still makes no sense
- mistermik0
just done soem research - is quite common.
its like a saw film just not.