I am not catching this train
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- Corvo20
^ I don't think anyone in Europe, riding trains, has enough semen to cover two girls. This story is false.
- mistermik0
3 Corvonia facts.
A. not urban - cos i know him
B. not urban - cos i know him
C. fuck you.
- megE0
visionary - while in college a gf and i walked home from a bar, fairly intoxicated, and sat on our front porch of our house with our other roommate. A homeless guy/creep/something or other had followed us back from the bar and stood across the street and jerked off in front of us
it was appauling at the time - but a really funny story to tell now
- that was me.********
- sorry.********
- hahaha you're not well hung... i wouldnt advertise that ;)megE
- it was cold out********
- that was me.
- mistermik0
Corvo2 - go fuck you self mate.
canny be bothered with your drivel- I just read your post (previous page)Not really bothered if you believe or not. It wasn't mentioned to be cool. It just happened.
- brandelec0
in high school, we had to run 2k in the morning and 1 day we caught this middle-aged dude jerking off in the bushes beside the run trail. some girl told the teacher and he started chasing the guy down the street. the guy made it to his car and took off. then our teacher jumped in his car and chased the dude all the way to some office building. funny shit
- mistermik0
crikey - wish i hadn't mentioned it.
- janne760
i am janne, mistermik. nice to meet you.
- ********0
that is why i carry a concealed handgun.
- Jaline0
I have heard so many horror stories involving bums and/or creepy men + semen + women on the subway in NY :/
- ********0
bums and semen isn't always a horror story jaline. you just have to take your time.
- -1********
- i know. i regreted it before the page had even refreshed.********
- -1
- Corvo20
I've heard many stories about NY too. Apparently, you can't stroll around the city after 5 pm without getting shot dead, being maimed or - if God is looking - being stripped down a few bucks. Never heard anything about semen on the subway, though, but if you surely get shot on the surface of the town why wouldn't you be covered by horrific plaster on the subway?
- Corvo20
Anyway. The world has gone bonkers and I'm moving to Moosejaw, SK.
- ********0
Fuck it I'm going to jerk off on some unsuspecting chick on the el.
- ********0
hahahah oh man, I remember it was like around Christmas in 2007 and my friend and I were about the city and like we passed this guy on the street and I made a comment like, "Yo that guy is eying that dog up for rape, haha."
As we got in our car and had to circle back on a very main, a very hustle bustle street ... the same guy had decided to start just going at it like no tomorrow pants down, getting a good stance with one hand on a parking meter, hahahaha. It was ridiculous.
Shortly after, we're driving down this street and I just go, "Yo that crackhead bitch is nuts!" As there was this lady stumbling into cars fucked up hair, fucked up clothes, I think one shoe on. As we got closer, yelling apparently, falling, getting up, laying down on hood's of cars, it was so fucking hilarious! Crackheads! Hours of entertainment!
- city = South Side.
Reason = He was Christmas shopping, I was there for colour commentary.******** - this makes no sense. are there any idiot-to-english translators around?********
- city = South Side.
- Redmond0
I'm never leaving America. One female co worker went to Morroco to help children. Everywhere they went, the little boys tried to lapidate them with rock and constantly tried to sabotage them.
- Corvo20
"One shoe on" really got to me.
