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- VectorMasked0
That's called a turtle.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tur…
You see... species reproduce. You might not know this but It's called mating. You exist simply coz two people had a one-night stand. Somebody put his penis in a woman's vagina. If this guy had had a very serious case of erectile dysfunction, this particular woman wouldn't have gotten so aroused and potentially could have told the guy to GTFO, and you would not be posting pics of turtles on a design forum right now.
- interresting, i understand you procreated before marriage,
sinner!!GeorgesII - I like turtles********
- interresting, i understand you procreated before marriage,
- Horp0
I think we need to look for the little hatch on the island of Vanatu. You know, the hatch through which God pushes these things when he's finished them?. If we were quick about it, we could maybe lassoo his finger and tie it to a tree.
- olli1010
There is no god. there is only...
- VectorMasked0
god may look like that,
who knows, can you prove me he doesn't? –– GeorgesIISTFU!!!!!
One should even DARE to impose something that he/she has NEVER seen and CANNOT PROVE and bases all on what his parents told him to believe coz they believed in it too.
THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID!!!
Why are this religious idiots going backwards?
First!!! To disprove something, something MUST BE PROVED. NO PROOF > NO EVIDENCE > NO ARGUMENT > YOU SHOULD STFU.
- GeorgesII0
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sinner- poor idiot. You can't even prove its existence and you could be wasting and limiting your life instead of living to the fullest.VectorMasked
- Lillebo0
Read this book:
http://www.amazon.com/God-Not-Gr…
- ********0
I believe in science
- Horp0
I think its great you have a God GeorgesII and I think you should carry on with that and pay no attention to these people. You are clearly a very impressionable sort and susceptible to all manner of whims, and it is much better for people in that sort of category to believe in the guidance of a greater force who tells you to be good.
If it wasn't this you'd probably be 'punching bitches in the face' because Eminem said to do so, or chopping up prostitutes becuase Jack the Ripper said so, or crashing planes into buildings becuase G... oh, wait....
- lowimpakt0
imagine if every species had their own god.
actually don't bother.
- VectorMasked0
According to common knowledge...
The dumbass of that fictional character knows as "gawd" is responsible for the war in Iraq and the current state of the economy world wide and the recession in the United States. Bush with the guidance of a character, lead to world destruction.
- Dumbest fictional character ever... hands down.
I'd rather worship a pair of soiled cotton undiesVectorMasked
- Dumbest fictional character ever... hands down.
- maximillion_0
who is your god georgesII?
- NotByHand0
I can't believe there's another of these religious "exists vs. does not exist" threads... good luck resolving what has been debated to no end for thousands of years.
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How 'bout 'em Giants?
- Horp0
Personally I think there must be something there to have created such a compelling idea that has endured for so many thousands of years, but I also think that Godites and scientists are both believing in an elusive, abstract, intangible force that neither side can locate, quantify or even prove.
One day in the past, science and religion had a fundamental disagreement and both set off in opposite directions to find their proof. Godites began to look inwards for the man-made faith that enforces their theological proposition, scientists looked outwards with complex man-made calculations for the energy that they are sure explains the entire universe.
One day Scientists will arrive at the answer to everything and meet God and he will be a little old man like Yoda. They will fail to recognise that this is the answer to their question.
One day Godites will meet the unifying spirit of everything and it will be a small sparkly bit of light, nothing more than a miniscule firefly. They too will fail to recognise the source of all their worship.
Both sides will return to the place where they first disagreed and both will admit defeat.
I will be sat here, writing shit, needing a weewee, and sending off roughs to clients for approval.
- good point. now put a flux capacitor in there and you're done.ian
- There will always be faith involved. Faith in God, faith in science. For now it's faith in evidence, I choose God, you probably choose science :)designbot
- probably choose science. I think the reason God seems to be so "elusive" is because there is already bountiful evidence....still no one can "prove" either side.designbot
- evidence to support his existence. But the "proof" I don't think will ever be there on either side.designbot
- "faith in evidence"...what the hell?? designbot fails at life. faith != knowledge.spifflink
- indian_pole0
lol, this thread pretty funny. and a futile argument (says the agnostic)
just call me switzerland!...
but that second dude - the 'pistol shrimp' is farking awesome!
he can do a 'hadoken' hotter than the sun.- Wait, how does it create something hotter than the sun!?calcium
- sorry not hotter than the sun, momentarily same temperature as the sun - listen to the soundindian_pole
- ********0
OK, those last pictures of those beasties look edible.
- rupedixon0
@ GeorgesII
God created Trolls too - sucker
