theiveees!
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- SteveJobs0
on the note you should say:
hope you enjoy my special sauce. thief.
xoxoxo
sandwich owner
- ********0
Where do you work?
- kona0
make yourself the absolute finest looking sammich known to man. the works... lettuce, tomato, rye, turkey, roast beef, some nice pickles, but instead of mayo go out and buy a tin of fancy feast moist cat food, any flavor will do.
package it up real nice in a clear zip-lock bag and put it nicely in the fridge. check the fridge to see if and when it's been stolen.
the next day print a message out and tape it to the fridge that says "to the person who at the turkey, roast beef on rye sandwich yesterday. i substituted fancy feast tuna cat food for mayo. you like yes?"
hopefully that will solve your problems. i really think gruntt is onto something though.
- epikore0
$8 lunch in nyc is a steal.
Breakfast is $5, lunch on average is $13, then I get a second snack at $6.
- SteveJobs0
throw in some oreo's and substitue the filling with crisco.
mmmmmmm!
- epikore0
Secretly put a hidden camera, and catch that person.
- kona0
does your office have any large plants available?
catch that fucker in the act.
- tasty0
Chelsea prices:
2 slices of pizza - $4.50
Lamb over yellow rice w/ Sliced Pita - $5.50
Buritto - $7.50
Deli Sandwich - $8.00
Salad - $10.00The pricks in your office: Priceless
- kona0
Can of Cheese Wiz: $1.25
3 Sticks of Slim Jim Jerkey: $2.00Having a can of Cheese Wiz in your drawer at work: Priceless
- epikore0
I can haz cheeze whiz?
- I can haz spelling? what... i went to public school...kona
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- SteveJobs0
thieves like spicy food.
discreetely placed jalapeno tips and habanero!
aye-aye-aye!!!
- kona0
leave a nice bowl of captain crunch on the counter but remove all the milk from the fridge. the thief won't be able to resist, even with the lack of milk and he'll steal the bowl and eat it all up. but the jokes on him because everyone knows captain crunch cuts up the roof of your mouth and gums.
- ********0
Do this:
Put a laxative in some cookies or brownies. Leave them in the fridge, they'll be shitting themselves, literally, all day and night. Or you could use poison if you really wanted to...
- Mal0
blazing hot sauce there is no hiding from that
- lvl_130
it is totally one of these women!
designing women! hit show of the 80's! and how!
- SteveJobs0
hot-mother-fucking-dial-911-emer... a dash o' lax, and a follow-up note the next day on the fridge for all to see:
"hope this is the last time you steal food from a constipated guy who likes really spicy food."
if the scorched taste-buds and diarrhea doesn't send the message, the humiliation will.
- harlequino0
An easy form of sandwich security doesn't sound so far fetched.
Go to Home Depot and score a thin but hard as fuck piece of metal. Clean it up good, sterilizing it. While your sandwhich is in the fridge, make sure your SandwichGuard™ is discreetly placed within the sandwhich filling. When you hear that " *clink* Owww!!!" from across the office, you'll know whop the theif is.
- mcLeod0
inject your sandwich with AIDS. that'll show 'em.
- mcLeod0
place your lunchbox in the fridge and hook it up to a car battery