theiveees!
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- svenreed
some bastards at my office have been stealing my food, plus others that i work with. its really starting to piss me off. especially when lunch in nyc averages 8 dollars.
anybody else ever encounter something like this. its seriously disturbing to think that people would do that with random leftovers in a company fridge.
- svenreed0
totally spelt thieves wrong
- CALLES0
plant crap in your food... like a laxative
- klipklap0
no. really put crap in your food. as in chunks of shit.
- They did this on the ultimate fighter show the past few weeks.rocknonstop
- Someone at Bukake sushi. Pretty effing vile.rocknonstop
- barbara0
no, what kind of people do you work with?! appalling!
- d_rek0
Sounds like someone needs to be taught a hard lesson. Hard.
- svenreed0
marketing department - about 20 people who all get along. but on the other side of the building theres the women's design department, im almost positive its them.
already checked with office services and "willy" told us he doesn't throw anything out until friday.
- women's design department...unless you had a salad. lol.akrokdesign
- brandelec0
batesoled
- grunttt0
Tonight make some pork chops.
Leave a couple of them out all day tomorrow.
Bring them in the following day.
Within 4 hours of eating the pork chops, the thief will be in the bathroom vomiting.As this person is leaning over the toilet, spray paint "LT" on their back (Lunch Thief)... and then give them a good swift kick in the ass... the painful kick will initiate the 2nd part of food poisoning... violent diarrhea. Lock the bathroom door from the outside. Within 3-4 hours the poor bastard will be over the worst of it. Unlock the door, slide in a freshly delivered pizza... the smell of food will lead to more vomiting/craps.
Set the building on fire.
- wait a minute, is k0na logged in with grunttt's acct?Point5
- masteful!zenmasterfoo
- CALLES0
i would totally do it... laxative and then find the culprit
- akrokdesign0
what about if he forgets and eat it....oops. lol.
- well then he's a dummy... with the shits.grunttt
- ex. if they go out for lunch and then next day his goes to the kitchen. hah.akrokdesign
- fooler20
average lunch in NYC is 8 dollars???? Do you eat at Burger king?
- mg330
You know what, I'm with you on doing something malicious. Serves them right.
I think it would be awesome to make a sandwich or something that you can put a folded up note inside, so that when they bite into it they go "ahhh what the!!??" and unfold a note that that is done like a memo and says "this is not yours."
- grunttt0
^haha "note"... "Can you describe a Dick Sandwich?... Because you just took a bite of one."
- Nairn0
Put acid in there, then get the fucker fired when they start tripping their nuts off, rocking and weeping in front of their computer.
- can you imagine unknowingly dosing at work? daaang.grunttt
- rocking and weeping... love it.mg33
- I've spent the last 4 years sat here, trying to work out whether I'm stuck in a trip from some bygone age...Nairn
- I thought you meant actual acid, hahaJaline
- Jesus, Jaline - you're a sick fucker under that demure exterior.Nairn
- CALLES0
Ham & Fap Sandwich FTW!!!
you will laugh your ass off
- CALLES0
HAM & Fap Juice that is