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  • kona0

    make yourself the absolute finest looking sammich known to man. the works... lettuce, tomato, rye, turkey, roast beef, some nice pickles, but instead of mayo go out and buy a tin of fancy feast moist cat food, any flavor will do.

    package it up real nice in a clear zip-lock bag and put it nicely in the fridge. check the fridge to see if and when it's been stolen.

    the next day print a message out and tape it to the fridge that says "to the person who at the turkey, roast beef on rye sandwich yesterday. i substituted fancy feast tuna cat food for mayo. you like yes?"

    hopefully that will solve your problems. i really think gruntt is onto something though.

    • and glass shards too.mg33
    • yes... from a lightbulb that you rubbed in cat poop.kona
    • porkchop sandwich with fancy feast!grunttt
    • WINNER! HAHAHAkona
    • what if they like cat food?Milan

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