Your First Kiss
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To be honest, I can't remember. I do remember first kisses with certain girls though, because deep down I'm a big dumb softie.
My best friend growing up was a girl, and as such never found her attractive. In fact, I had no idea she was a girl at first. She had to wear a dress for some thing in pre-school and came in, and I went, "You're a girl?!" haha, and she got worried and was like, "... Yea." To which my response was, "Oh, okay." Our moms still think it's funny.
But I digress.
In 4th/5th grade I got kicked out of school and had to get transferred, it was then I met new girls who I did not know before. Those were the days were you "went out" with someone at like first period and were broken up before lunch started, haha.
I'd say my first actual kiss was in 5th grade? 6th grade?
I know by the time I hit junior high in 7th grade I was "done" with the girls from my elementary and moved onto all the new girls.
I really have no idea.
- Still pretty good friends actually. We went to a baseball game earlier this year. :D********
- I was supposed to be at her birfday party, but occasionally I'll run through her friends and have to mind my distance, haha.********
- Still pretty good friends actually. We went to a baseball game earlier this year. :D
- kona0
I was maybe in 4th or 5th grade.
My best friend growing up lived across the street and he had a sister who was 5 years older than us. We’d always play hide-n-seek in their house, which was pretty huge so it was a lot of fun. One Saturday we’re playing and it’s my turn to find my friend, his sister and two of his sisters friends. As I’m walking past the bathroom in the upstairs hallway his sister reaches out and pulls me in, she half closes the door and BAM lays a huge kiss down on me. I had no clue what to do but had seen many movies, so I just started licking her face. She was like “whoa whoa wtf are you doing?” And in a few minutes taught me how to kiss. She then told her girlfriends that she had kissed me so from then on out every time we played hide-n-seek her and her friends would find a real shitty hiding place so I’d find them right away, then we’d make out for a while until my buddy came wandering around wondering why it’s been like 30 minutes and I hadn’t found anyone yet. He caught us once and was like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" and his sister was like "tell mom and i'll tell you found dad's porno mags and hide the old issues under your bed". hahaha. That was a whole different story. We found his dad's Playboys one afternoon and it provided years of entertainment. It was kinda like the Simpsons' episode when Bart and Millhouse found Homer's. I had no idea what I was reading but it sounded super cool. I told one of the Playboy jokes to my mom once (cause I had no idea what a clit was but thought the joke sounded funny) and my mom went apeshit and asked where I'd heard that joke before. I said school and she complained to the principal. hha. Anyways...
This went on for years. Even after I had girlfriends in middle school and I think even high school. My first real girlfriend in middle school was really impressed with my kissing ability and asked how I got to be such a good kisser. Little did she know I’d been practicing with the neighborhood skanks for years.
- ahahahha, nice.********
- can u remeber the clit joke?tasty
- make with the clit joke.DrBombay
- Little did she know I’d been practicing with the neighborhood skanks for years.CALLES
- ha!CALLES
- no, but the punch-line had something to do with not being able to find it.kona
- like "what does a 'blank' and a clit have in common?" --- men can't find either. and the women in the cartoon looked funny...kona
- funny so i thought the joke must be a winner.kona
- What's the difference between Sarah Palin's Mouth and her Clit?********
- Retarded things only come out of her clit some of the time!********
- RETARD JOKE BOOSH!!!********
- HAHAHAkona
- hahaha
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What's a clit?Nairn - You have the best stories, ya lucky bastardo.Jaline
- ahahahha, nice.
- monospaced0
I was thirteen, at some ska/punk show with some girl who asked me out at the county fair. We were battling with the sexual tension, sitting on the curb outside.
She asked me what I was thinking about, and I said, "this." And I engaged in my first french kiss; It was glorious.
- philipdrumman0
^^ I love when girls ask that. Its like a love flashback.
^_^
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- pixellette0
first kiss turn out to be the first lay ha
- scarabin_net0
first was some boy in first grade. i did it to shock the girls, who i didn't kiss until third grade
first tongue kiss was actually really late @ age 17 to the girl i'm still with to this day :)
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can't remember
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17 yr old girl named libby grabbed and shoved her tongue down my throat after she showed me her harry bush.....I was 12..She was not cute. She was bigger then I was, I had not hit my growth spirt yet. I still might be traumatized.
- not the first time people have been traumatized by bush.********
- not the first time people have been traumatized by bush.
- ifeltdave0
I was 6 or 7, the neighbor girl across the street who was friends with my sister. My buddy and my sister held her down while I kissed her. I guess you could say it was a form of rape. It shaped me forever.
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If we're talking about famous firsts -- my first french kiss.
Fourteen years old. We went on holiday with my Uncle Frank and his daughters. Sixteen. Twins. Blonde. Now I knew that Sarah fancied me, but I wasn't too sure about Alice. Anyway, middle of the night, I wake up with this tongue stuck down my throat. Wide awake now -- I couldn't believe my eyes. It was my Uncle Frank! He'd got the wrong room -- he thought I was my mum!- HAHAHAHAHA
+9999999 for the Red Dwarf referenceskwiotsmith - damn, caught********
- HAHAHAHAHA
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age 25 never
- arthur0
spin the flashlight in the back of the church van
- ylanse0
8 oct 2004, a guy named Stefan(who is still a good friend), in the local youth club when I went home...
It was one of the best kisses I ever had.
- chossy0
Spin the flash light?. Is that like spin the empty whisky bottle?. Christ I remember not much from those nights.