Your First Kiss
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I was maybe in 4th or 5th grade.
My best friend growing up lived across the street and he had a sister who was 5 years older than us. We’d always play hide-n-seek in their house, which was pretty huge so it was a lot of fun. One Saturday we’re playing and it’s my turn to find my friend, his sister and two of his sisters friends. As I’m walking past the bathroom in the upstairs hallway his sister reaches out and pulls me in, she half closes the door and BAM lays a huge kiss down on me. I had no clue what to do but had seen many movies, so I just started licking her face. She was like “whoa whoa wtf are you doing?” And in a few minutes taught me how to kiss. She then told her girlfriends that she had kissed me so from then on out every time we played hide-n-seek her and her friends would find a real shitty hiding place so I’d find them right away, then we’d make out for a while until my buddy came wandering around wondering why it’s been like 30 minutes and I hadn’t found anyone yet. He caught us once and was like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" and his sister was like "tell mom and i'll tell you found dad's porno mags and hide the old issues under your bed". hahaha. That was a whole different story. We found his dad's Playboys one afternoon and it provided years of entertainment. It was kinda like the Simpsons' episode when Bart and Millhouse found Homer's. I had no idea what I was reading but it sounded super cool. I told one of the Playboy jokes to my mom once (cause I had no idea what a clit was but thought the joke sounded funny) and my mom went apeshit and asked where I'd heard that joke before. I said school and she complained to the principal. hha. Anyways...
This went on for years. Even after I had girlfriends in middle school and I think even high school. My first real girlfriend in middle school was really impressed with my kissing ability and asked how I got to be such a good kisser. Little did she know I’d been practicing with the neighborhood skanks for years.
- ahahahha, nice.********
- can u remeber the clit joke?tasty
- make with the clit joke.DrBombay
- Little did she know I’d been practicing with the neighborhood skanks for years.CALLES
- ha!CALLES
- no, but the punch-line had something to do with not being able to find it.kona
- like "what does a 'blank' and a clit have in common?" --- men can't find either. and the women in the cartoon looked funny...kona
- funny so i thought the joke must be a winner.kona
- What's the difference between Sarah Palin's Mouth and her Clit?********
- Retarded things only come out of her clit some of the time!********
- RETARD JOKE BOOSH!!!********
- HAHAHAkona
- hahaha
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What's a clit?Nairn - You have the best stories, ya lucky bastardo.Jaline
- ahahahha, nice.