Your First Kiss

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    If we're talking about famous firsts -- my first french kiss.
    Fourteen years old. We went on holiday with my Uncle Frank and his daughters. Sixteen. Twins. Blonde. Now I knew that Sarah fancied me, but I wasn't too sure about Alice. Anyway, middle of the night, I wake up with this tongue stuck down my throat. Wide awake now -- I couldn't believe my eyes. It was my Uncle Frank! He'd got the wrong room -- he thought I was my mum!

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