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  • Greedo0

    a bit off-topic, in regards to torsion:
    every time i change my 9-month old son's diapers, he immediately goes for his nuts and wee penis and tugs on it like he's trying to rip it off himself. you know, he grabs whatever he can get a hold of, pulls as hard as he can until his hands slip off. we thought, well maybe it's because he's in diapers all the time, he's just trying to figure out what's going on down there, so we tried some nudie time to let him get used to his equipment. But there's no letting up, he pulls and pulls until he makes himself cry every single time.
    So changing diapers these days is like trying to wrangle an octopus, trying to keep his hands off his junk so he doesn't tear his balls off or smear shit all over himself while his legs are furiously kicking...
    sorry to interrupt.

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    • aww bless, the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree...neue75_bold
    • thanks for that, i hope your child has a long and happy life, greedokelpie
    • hahaahaahahahaflavorful
    • i'm damn near tears, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...7point34
    • haha brilliant.mistermik
    • can't you give a cudgel to hold instead?capsize
    • anything given to him gets tossed within 20 seconds, so we have a row of things to give him... still, he's fastGreedo
    • lol
      but I do hope you get it resolved      Jaline
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