Pretty sex addict
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- boobs
Why can't I meet a really pretty sex addict, who wants to take advantage of me and my good nature?
- grunttt0
sex addicts aren't online... they're having sex.
- ismith0
- I was looking for an email list of members. Doesn't seem to exist.pocho
- where are all the pix on that site?OnesandZeros
- boobs0
I don't mean online. I mean up close and personal--within smelling distance!
- ninjasavant0
Keep in mind that an addict probably won't accept one person for their fix and are likely swimming with disease. What you're looking for is a nympho. I suggest elementary school teachers. In my experience these women are maniacs in the sack.
- where can i find a hot guy who wants a commitment?redant
- At the end of a Sandra Bullock movie?locustsloth
- Silicon Valley where the ratio is something like 10:1ninjasavant
- wow thats where i should goredant
- I wish I'd known this when I was in elementary school.ismith
- Jaline0
You probably don't want them "within smelling distance".
- RoyBoyII0
- thats my dirty girl.epete22
- mom?drgss
- is that the hamburglar's wife?bulletfactory
- threadpost0
Sex addiction is for real. its for guys who compulsively sleep with prostitutes and women who hate themselves, generally speaking of course. I say go for the school teacher idea, sounds reasonable. I've dated one teacher and she was pretty wild indeed.
- MrOneHundred0
I think I could develop an addiction to sex. All it would take is just a taste and I’d be hooked.
- pr20
So today at 7am my buzzer rings. I think it might be my brother but since i share the apt with his wife she should open it for him, so i turn around and try to go to sleep.
The people next door let the person in and i hear someone walks into my apartment (my bro has this stupid way of not locking the door) and walks to the bathroom. I think it must be my bro drunk after a whole night of alcohol, then that person walks into my room. I see an outline of a fat short woman. WTF? i think and turn on the light, It's some drunk, short, ugly Mexican lady looking for a guy named Miguell. "Lady, who the fuck are you and what the fuck u r doing in my apartment?" I ask. Then forcibly (with help of my bro who was actually asleep in his bedroom) we remove the lady from our apartment and kick her out of the building.
Then i felt kinda sorry for the lady as i'm sure her heart was broken still looking for the love of that Miguell guy, then it occurred to me:
If you are ugly, then you are looking for "Romeo & Juliet" kind of relationship where love last forever (cause you will never be able to do any better). While if you are attractive you are looking for "Don Giovanni" type shit where you jump from one flower to another.- ...and this relates to sex addiction how?MrOneHundred
- ...I mean, it’s a compelling story. It almost deserves its own Topic. I just had certain expectations about how it might end.MrOneHundred
- ...how it might end.MrOneHundred
- haha I kept waiting for the correlation ....tommyo
- you're an idiot and probably just as ugly as you thought that woman waseighteen
- fooler20
- poor man's Richard Gere...robotron3k
- poor mans gere, heh.
DD is a super witty and funny guy, sad. sex addiction is for realthreadpost - gere = contcalculator
- lolJaline
- janne760
why do sex addicts go to prostitutes.
i thought i somewhere read something about equal amounts of addicts on both genders. so..
problem solved me thinks.
- 23kon0
i know one
- chossy0
I am pretty and I like the sheggin!!.
- Meeklo0
Bunny is one of these.
- Listen, Maude, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but I don't see what it has to do with--do you have any kalhua?
- killthefish0
I think she's in the wife thread.
- janne760
hugh grant, so i heard...