God Damn Camel Spider!
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- flashbender0
that pic is a bit misleading.
- i clicked the link and saw the exact same picture...eighteen
- ********0
- PonyBoy0
*slaps at billions of non-spiders that are now crawling up his skin
- non shit.. fuck a spiderMellimelvin
- if you use a razor blade you can get at the ones crawling under your skin too7point34
- *bites at ear, spins around, falls down7point34
- Hahaha same here pony!uncle_helv
- PonyBoy0
how the hell do you let a 6 inch spider get in your bag and not notice it?
... i guess they can grow 'up to' that size... the thing still had to be massive though...
- D_Dot0
"Found in desert regions, camel spiders can grow up to 6ins and reach speeds of up to 10mph, making them devils to catch."
I don't think I can run 10mph!
- Yes you can....I believe you can.stoplying
- you can DOOO EET!!PonyBoy
- you could if one of them was chasing you I betflashbender
- jonatne0
Killed a few
- Jaline0
giant vacuum time
- flashbender0
camel spider extermination kit:
- ********0
(tight-rolls pant-legs so spiders can't crawl up them)
- ********0
Who's that? Radio-Active Man Spider guy?
- ********0
Spiders are the real terrorist
- flashbender0
hahaha
June 11th, 2008
This is my experience w/ these damn monsters they call spiders. I was stationed at Bagram Airbase w/ an MP company in Afganistan in 2003-2004, while walking back from the MWR minding my own bussiness daydreaming when I would be going home, I encountered a camel spider, had to have been at least 5 inches big, not including the legs, was walking beside me this scared the hell out of me and I broke into a trot. Well, there and behold, this thing still next to me which scared me even more, but was even more scarier was when it tried to jump onto my leg. I screamed like a little girl ( I AM A 5'10, 180 LBS. MAN) and took off running as fast I could trying to get away from this damn thing, it kept jumping on my leg and I would kick it off, it would jump back on my leg and again I would kick it off this went on for a few moments but it felt like forever ( I thought I was going to have a heart attack) I wanted to shoot it but thought that if I missed it I would really piss this thing off so I didn't. I kept running. I eventually got away from it and will never forget that nightmare, it'll haunt me forever. That encounter w/ the spider was worser then when I had a scorpian crawl up onto my foot while wearing shower shoes ( flip flops). Enjoy SGT. S.
- matt310
jesus titty fucking christ
- dbloc0
sounds like a movie
- Point50
those things are pretty common around here, just not as big. I've seen one about as big as a computer mouse or iPhone (reference for you nerds). Very aggressive, will chase you and bit the shit out of you given the chance.
- also known as sun spiders and are really certain type of whiptail scorpion if I'm not mistakenPoint5
- dbloc0
- see, now that's frightening.Point5
- lawlzflashbender
- its filled with camelspiders made of candyBrokenAC
- Koopsy0
That soldiers account was compelling reading, but I was left wondering just one thing...
If it was on his leg, how in the hell did he kick it off?
With the other leg?- I bet that you've never been run after by a chihuahua.********
- I bet that you've never been run after by a chihuahua.
