God Damn Camel Spider!
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- Georges0
Camel spider vs Kimbo
- look at that juice comin' out!flashbender
- fuck this.BrokenAC
- RoyBoyII0
Ban all spider threads QBN!!
F'N BAN THE WORD SPIDER FULL STOP!!!
FARRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKK!!
- toe_knee0
ps. I hate this thread :-(
- flashbender0
Go chompers!
Making your own fun in Iraq:
http://www.flicklife.com/201f73f…
- fooler20
OK I should have time-lined you at first but I just saw this on CNN...
Stowaway Afghan spider kills family dog
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/eu…- what kind of worthless dog do they have?flashbender
- a dead dog?Georges
- mr_clark0
- Eating a lizard...mr_clark
- fucking vomit!flashbender
- that's horriblesublocked
- 7point340
^ no sir. i didn't like it.
- dbloc0
- see, now that's frightening.Point5
- lawlzflashbender
- its filled with camelspiders made of candyBrokenAC
- Point50
those things are pretty common around here, just not as big. I've seen one about as big as a computer mouse or iPhone (reference for you nerds). Very aggressive, will chase you and bit the shit out of you given the chance.
- also known as sun spiders and are really certain type of whiptail scorpion if I'm not mistakenPoint5
- dbloc0
sounds like a movie
- matt310
jesus titty fucking christ
- flashbender0
hahaha
June 11th, 2008
This is my experience w/ these damn monsters they call spiders. I was stationed at Bagram Airbase w/ an MP company in Afganistan in 2003-2004, while walking back from the MWR minding my own bussiness daydreaming when I would be going home, I encountered a camel spider, had to have been at least 5 inches big, not including the legs, was walking beside me this scared the hell out of me and I broke into a trot. Well, there and behold, this thing still next to me which scared me even more, but was even more scarier was when it tried to jump onto my leg. I screamed like a little girl ( I AM A 5'10, 180 LBS. MAN) and took off running as fast I could trying to get away from this damn thing, it kept jumping on my leg and I would kick it off, it would jump back on my leg and again I would kick it off this went on for a few moments but it felt like forever ( I thought I was going to have a heart attack) I wanted to shoot it but thought that if I missed it I would really piss this thing off so I didn't. I kept running. I eventually got away from it and will never forget that nightmare, it'll haunt me forever. That encounter w/ the spider was worser then when I had a scorpian crawl up onto my foot while wearing shower shoes ( flip flops). Enjoy SGT. S.
- Wesnology610
Spiders are the real terrorist
- somatica0
Who's that? Radio-Active Man Spider guy?
- somatica0
(tight-rolls pant-legs so spiders can't crawl up them)