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- CALLES0
just remember like he said
Don’t Trust Anything That Bleeds for Five Days and Doesn’t Die
- hahahahaJG_LB
- It isn't always 5 days.Jaline
- thats hot, jaline********
- Jaline likes to get dirtyJG_LB
- i know she does. it's all the sexual tension built up inside her from being such a good girl her whole life.********
- i respect you, jaline.********
- I wanna do disrespectful things to bloody vaginasJG_LB
- ...or do I?JG_LB
- ********0
I just accidentally closed my QBN window and almost had a heart attack.
- ukit0
Wait a sec, if she finds this thread and figures out it's you won't it be just as bad as if you posted pics?
- that's what i'm afraid of. so burn this after reading.era4O4
- you should come clean and tell her all about us... she wont think its weird at allCALLES
- Yeah, we're great people giving really solid advice.klipklap
- Not as bad, since pictures make her identity more real or can make her more recognizable.Jaline
- OSFA0
make a little puppet that looks like her and name it the same way. Carry it everywhere you go, specially dates with her. She'll love it and think it's sooo cutey. Tell her you sleep, eat and shower with 'her' and that you sing to 'her' every night before going to sleep.
wait, even better... tell her your grandma made it for you...
- klipklap0
is this her?
- SoupCan0
I've just decided that my next goal with a girl is to go directly for the but. No Kiss, hug, or groping. I'm just gonna make a B line strait for PIITB! Think this can be done? I've got my feelers out constantly for if I am ever in a position that this may be attempted.
- CALLES0
next time you see her
when you say good bye.. just say
bye dear! so long... "i have things to see people to do"
she will get it couple of minutes after
- mikotondria30
don't ask for, or listen to, or take any notice of, anyone else's advice...
Otherwise when you implement an idea of how to behave around her that isn't 100% yours then you come across as disingenuous - if she's perceptive she'll spot that, if not then subconciously she'll realise you're a fraud.
We'd all like to believe that getting somewhere with a girl we really like is simply of case of bahving like this or like that, but fuckin-a, life's too short not to be yourself, and if you're not being yourself and you make a go of a relatiionship with her based on that, it'll all fall apart.
Literally just be yourself, and watch and listen to her like a hawk, bearing in mind that your normal criteria for judging the worth and character of someone is severely limited by the fact that she's hot..- +1Jaline
- what if "being yourself" is being fake?********
- are you an actor?Jaline
- who me? If so, no.mikotondria3
- that's so altruistic
girls are robots, just throw the right switchesscarabin_net
- era4O40
Good call, Miko. THanks.
- ********0
clearly you have no game if you have to ask us.
- sublocked0
did you hit it yet or what?
- ********0
Blow her a kiss. And by that I mean light a massive fart on fire in her general direction. If she's all like OMG do it again she's a keeper, if she's like OMG gross she's a stupid woman who will never understand you and only ruin your life later on down the road.
- era4O40
LOL. We haven't achieved that all-too-important "Does your girlfriend enjoy your farts" phase of our relationship. I'll letcha know when we cross that bridge, though.
- CALLES0
"our relationship"? Careful dont want to let that one fly to her by accident and watch her walk out freaked out... baby steps mate
