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- CALLES0
put her down and then bring her back up
"GOD you kern like a bitch"
2 hours later
"hey lovely shoes"
- CALLES0
stick a couple of socks in your crotch
- SoulFly0
In love, there are no levels, casual level, professional level, intermediate level, I would go for it.
- CALLES0
pass by her cubicle and show her the good ol' O' face
- dirtydesign0
introduce her to qbn and we'll talk u up
- ********0
tell her you're Hedge's best friend maybe?
- ********0
Yes hello I was wondering if you'd like to come over some night and code CSS and fuck.
What?... you can't code CSS?!?
- CALLES0
tell her what all your "internet Best Friends Forever" told you you should tell her
that usually does it
- OSFA0
simple mang, use what you have available or what you can pull at the moment. Tell her you are Michael Phelps cousin and will be throwing a party when he comes to town to visit you. As rich and hot (media hot) as that guy is right now, you will prob score tonight and she will be thinking she is on the right track to 'Mr. Right'...
- era4O40
My god, you guys are great.
- ********0
So have you two coded CSS together yet?
- era4O40
Well, she likes me. I met w/ her yesterday and things went really well. Thanks for the support, guys. Yay!
- OSFA0
that's it???? no details???? no pics???? C'mon dude, give us more!!!
- klipklap0
yeah? details!
- CALLES0
WOAH WOAH WOAH! WHERE DO YOY THINK YOU ARE GOING ASSHOLE
we give you our time and this is all you give us... 1 LINE?!?!?
give us the juicy details!!!
- klipklap0
One question, did it smell?
- CALLES0
hellllooooo anybody home?!??!?!?!
- ********0
i'm in the exact same boat you're in. except she's got a b/f, which could slow things down a bit.
*goes back to stalking her myspace.
- ********0
well anyway, good luck on your penis insertion attempt.