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- goodidealuke
My Girlfriend just brought me a ride in a helicopter for a gift, out of the blue! Amazing, Wow!
Now i'm thinking what to get her down the line. Something that's going to knock her socks off!!!
Suggestions..
- Jaline0
sweet
- ********0
I'm not sure, but what I am sure of is whatever you come up with is going to be a goodidealuke.
- flashbender0
how about you get her a helicopter ride?
- ********0
hedge fund
- Jnr_Madison0
lollercopter ride?
- ********0
Am I alone in having a fear of getting my head chopped off getting on/off a helicopter? Like the walking part?
- like in dawn of the dead (the original)7point34
- Thanks. Here I was....just worrying about the wind...Jaline
- I never saw that movie because it's scary. And I don't watch scary movies.********
- ahaha sorry. I think about it a lot. Like if I ever got on a helicopter I'd like slide on my belly commando style.********
- i call shenanigans7point34
- so youd' be gregor sansaunderpants?7point34
- I don't even know what that means.********
- heh heh saunderpants7point34
- yeah, maybe one of those inflatable slides:
http://img.dailymail…Jaline - Slides are fun! Especially when you get thrown into water afterwards!********
- i rarely make any sense... you said commando. no underpants + gregor sansabelt7point34
- AHHHH! I meant Commando like get on your belly and waddle under trip/barb wire, hahaha. Not sans briefs!********
- CALLES0
Bungee jumping FTW
- omg.Jnr_Madison
- thread killerJaline
- Where do you even find pictures like this, hahahha?********
- lol @ jalineCALLES
- < -- Agreed.********
- tasty0
hanging rope ladder and an ak47.
...to drop from the copter of course
- CALLES0
Also Shooting Range... Girls LOVE it
- Jnr_Madison0
Does she like watersports?
- woah... down boy!CALLES
- Pearl necklace?********
- Der ... "Diving for Pearls"?
* Exits stage left.******** - Only costs as much as a bed sheet!Jnr_Madison
- seagulling?Jnr_Madison
- ESKEMA0
find a parachute, give it to her on the helicopter and push her. that should be exciting!
- TheBlueOne0
moustache ride?
- http://www.qbn.com/t…********
- http://www.qbn.com/t…Jaline
- LOLJaline
- hhahhahaha!********
- =)CALLES
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- citizen_h0
EASY -
Perform conilingus on her in the chopper.
- +1CALLES
- I don't know. She may swat you off if she likes the outside view.Jaline
- coni?********
- is that like cunnilingus?Jnr_Madison
- So then you would have to have a backup gift and it would turn into a whole situation.Jaline
- So ... lick her asshole? Is that what you're saying Jaline?********
- LOLJnr_Madison
- never mind, tell me about folders********
- bumilingusJnr_Madison
- Who's the helicopter pilot? Is he/she asexual or doesn't get distracted easily? Or perhaps the noise will be too loud.Jaline
- Go for it then. But have some kind of other gift too....unless you are going to whip out something amazing...*ahem*Jaline
- hahahahahaa.
ZING!!!******** - "Bummilingus" has completely killed me.Spookytim
- CALLES0
There is only one way to top This!
Propose In The helicopter FTW!!!!!
- Actually ... say something like, "I can't do this anymore." Then jump out of the helicopter but actually have a parachute.********
- The look on her face would be priceless!! I'm sure you'd be able to talk your way around the joke when you saw her when the chopper lands.********
- saw her as in chop her up in little pieces and flush her?CALLES
- actually a good ideadrgs
- Actually ... say something like, "I can't do this anymore." Then jump out of the helicopter but actually have a parachute.
- Jnr_Madison0
Just fap fap fap in the copter then when you're about to finish, shout 'SURPRISE!!!'
- yeah and then Snowball it!CALLES
- hit the pilot in the back of the neck, he'll like that7point34
- then continue onto bumilingus..Jnr_Madison
- ESKEMA0
or just say
"Sorry, I have nothing to give you.
but thanks for the ride"- after a bukakke soaking including the pilot.Jnr_Madison
- Jnr, you are an extremely sexual being.Jaline
- or just a dirty perv.Jnr_Madison
- ffs, never mind that, tell me about presentation folders********
- what do you want to know about presentation folders?Jnr_Madison
- you want to know someone who works at Nike? I don't know anyone who works there.Jaline
- CALLES0
just bring a couple of mad dog 20's
