Falling asleep at your desk
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- fugged
You know you do it.
I just did, until I fell off a big rock in my dream and twitched myself awake, much to the delight of a co-worker.
What do you do on those says when you can't manage to keep the eyes open? I'm about caffeinated out, so that's no good.
- 2cents0
Cocaine.
- creative-0
I go fill the bathroom sink up with cold water and stick my head in it and hold my breath for as long as possible until I almost drown. Never failed to scare the shit out of me, let alone wake me up
- I poop in public sinks.Milan
- hahahdaveFelton
- works with terooristrs....why not?TheBlueOne
- ThePublics0
I just crawl under my desk where I keep a pillow. fuck it. nobody ever notices, and if they did and don't approve they can promptly go and fuck themselves.
- hedge0
I can't afford to do that. When you have a bad day, people return a sweater. When I have a bad day, money gets lost. People lose their money.
- if someone returns your sweater, wouldn't that be a good day? or does "return your sweater mean something else?Antonelli
- Return a sweater to a department/retail store.hedge
- kill yourself.mrdobolina
- drgs0
get some fucking sleep at night, how hard can it be
- fugged0
yeah - for some unknown reason coke is frowned upon in the workplace. I'd be so much more productive if I could just do a rail or two after lunch.
- jaylarson0
do you exercise? go for a run. stick yr head in the sink. not much you can do when you have kids.
- BattleAxe0
don't eat heavy meals for lunch, chew some gum
- creative-0
Get pantone to drop her pants.
- sputnik20
go for a walk, or put your headphones on and listen to something really loud and fast
- campana0
here at my agency we have a relax room, so you can take some time off.
- ThePublics0
hit a rub and tug during lunch hour
- wouldn't that make you MORE sleepy?sputnik2
- it works both waysdrgs
- oh yeah, I forgot the point of this thread...um...drink some red bull.ThePublics
- sublocked0
just quit working and become homeless. then you can sleep all you want.
- sublocked0
...or, go score some meth and light the fuck up. either option you really can't lose.
- ThePublics0
go freelance. I layed in bed until 11 today.
- madirish0
i have honestly never done this.
- seed0
Going on a walk + no heavy meals is probably the best advice.
- mg330
Remember this cardinal rule and turn that music up:
- ninjasavant0
I have a couch in my office for just such an occasion
- i thought you said coffin ha ha
oh man oh my..philipdrumman
- i thought you said coffin ha ha
