Excerpts from my memoirs
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- Corvo0
24th April 2008.
Just noticed Spooky has a cold, and this may explain his craving for fishing socks. Also, inspired by the printing processes of the late 20th Century, decided to install Freehand MX again. More and more I get less interest in making pictures.
- vrmbr0
For the love of God..
- emukid0
kill me
- Spookyhome0
Dear Diary,
Now I am go to bed.
Geshundeit.
- 7point340
this is the anablog
- morilla0
I have reached critical mass.
- emukid0
Some days you have nothing to look forward to
- Spookyhome0
Dear Dairy.
I am DRUNK ON RED WINE YES I AM SO.
- 7point340
i miss the narrative between the nut-job and his neighbor
- madirish0
aside from Jerome's diatribe of hood life, this is the most well wrought thread ever.
- chossy0
Today is a terrible day found out that the sock which I cast away were to some extent invaluable, I am next to inconsolable, I assumed the left toe was stuffed with paper to either dry it out or indeed help it keep it's shape, note to self does a sock make for an obvious safe no no it doesn't
- creative-0
Kneecap castanets... now you're on to something
- Spookytim0
Hey Jaline, I am getting two A1+ illustrations finished and framed up posh next week and then I'm selling them. This was you're idea so you better be nice and bid for one of them even if you don't buy it. Will probably take a month to frame but by golly if you don't save me from total 100% disinterest now you've goaded me into doing this I'll shake my fist at your knees so hard your kneecaps will rattle off and slide down your trouser legs like a couple of castanets.
That sentence could do with a bit of punctuation I think. I passed out from lack of air just writing it.
- For soem reason I see Jaline in pastel coloured Capri pants.Spookytim
- That wasn't sexy at all! No one has ever been able to talk about pants coming off me and not making it hot! I am actually intrigued now.Jaline
- intrigued now!Jaline
- Hey Jaline, you've been exposed to QBN menfolk too long and its affected your brain: I didn't talk...Spookytim
- ... about your pants coming off. I talked about your kneecaps coming off. You just assume its sexual now.Spookytim
- Pavlovian response. You need to de-program. it could be serious.Spookytim
- ah yes! I got the trouser part confused with it. Thanks! I have been enlightened :)Jaline
- Please help me.Jaline
- Okay, sure. Therapy will at times be very intimate and, err, sexual... okay, I blew it.Spookytim
- Jaline0
Illustrations, please.
- Spookytim0
St Ivor's Day, 9th erm, Earl... of Cardigan, 1974.
I have resigned myself to the probability that I shall never see my fishing socks again. This gives me a heavy heart indeed. They were passed down through many generations of the Spooky family after being prized off the corpsen feet of none other than the Great Ghengis Khan himself.
Aside from their immense historical value, there was 19million pounds in used notes stuffed in the toe of the left one.
As usual, the insurance company are dragging their feet about approving my claim.
Late afternoon, I made a hat out of bramble twigs. Took forever, I can tell you.
Fothergill still not recovered.
- chossy0
Today is a great day I finally found spooky's fishing socks, they had become frayed and worn in several places, I disgarded to the sewers. Spooky need never know this, I shall take this burden to my coffin and beyond.
- Spookytim0
Tuesday 28th of Ham, 1911
Woke early. Dressed and went downstairs to discover Fothergill, headless, face down in a veritable reservoir of congealed blood.
Porridge for breakfast, then a walk around the summer meadow before lunch.
Feeling tired and a little despondent. Still no sign of my fishing socks.
- ukit0
Wednesday, March 14, 2053
At ninety he was much the same as at fifty. At ninety-nine they began to call him well-preserved; but unchanged would have been nearer the mark. There were some that shook their heads and thought this was too much of a good thing; it seemed unfair that anyone should possess (apparently) perpetual youth as well as (reputedly) inexhaustible wealth.
‘It will have to be paid for,’ they said. ‘It isn’t natural, and trouble will come of it!’
But so far trouble had not come; and as he was generous with his money, most people were willing to forgive him his oddities and his good fortune. He remained on visiting terms with his relatives, and he had many devoted admirers among those of poor and unimportant families. But he had no close friends, until some of his younger cousins began to grow up.
- I've read that book too you plagiaristkelpie
- HAHAHA was wondering if anyone would noticeukit
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- dskz0
Ghosts.
Ghosts everyday.