Excerpts from my memoirs
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- Spookyhome0
Dear Diary,
Now I am go to bed.
Geshundeit.
- emukid0
kill me
- vrmbr0
For the love of God..
- Corvo0
24th April 2008.
Just noticed Spooky has a cold, and this may explain his craving for fishing socks. Also, inspired by the printing processes of the late 20th Century, decided to install Freehand MX again. More and more I get less interest in making pictures.
- dskz0
Ghosts.
Ghosts everyday.
- 7point340
i miss the narrative between the nut-job and his neighbor
- ukit0
Wednesday, March 14, 2053
At ninety he was much the same as at fifty. At ninety-nine they began to call him well-preserved; but unchanged would have been nearer the mark. There were some that shook their heads and thought this was too much of a good thing; it seemed unfair that anyone should possess (apparently) perpetual youth as well as (reputedly) inexhaustible wealth.
‘It will have to be paid for,’ they said. ‘It isn’t natural, and trouble will come of it!’
But so far trouble had not come; and as he was generous with his money, most people were willing to forgive him his oddities and his good fortune. He remained on visiting terms with his relatives, and he had many devoted admirers among those of poor and unimportant families. But he had no close friends, until some of his younger cousins began to grow up.
- I've read that book too you plagiaristkelpie
- HAHAHA was wondering if anyone would noticeukit
- http://www.google.co…vrmbr
- Mimio0
...thanked the Lo®d for my budding wholesale snack food empire...
- TheBlueOne0
Just get to the bit when the sorcerer shrinks your penis...
- capsize0
Sunday 19th May 1998
Went to Chinese
Restaurant with Candy.
It was shit.
- TheBlueOne0
Monday 13th May 1998.
Stayed out late. Picked up some chick down at O'Donnell's Pub. She said her fucking name was Porridge of all things. Who the hell has that kinda name? Well, never being the sort to let a weird name get in the way of shagging a ripe one, I got on with the nasty business at hand. I woke up before sunrise and the Porridge chick was gone. She left behind some funky smelling socks. Never again...
- Corvo0
"Wednesday 15th May 1998.
Went to bed early last night - but had this strange dream;
Somehow, a pangolin was playing an harpsichord
wearing a pair of funny English fishing-socks.
I laughed out loud and woke up with an uncanny sense of premonition."
- 7point340
Thursday 16th May 1998.
Decided i needed some fresh air.
Apartment smells of deer urine and marijuana. Can't remember why.
Put on my dong helmet, got on my moped and went for a ride into town.
- 7point340
Friday 17th May 1998.
Townspeople aren't as friendly to me when i wear my dong helmet.
Or maybe it's the fact that i forgot to wear anything else.
Spent afternoon washing tomatoes and feces off my moped.
- Llyod0
I remember eating toasted cakes and minced pie off of your mum's bum
- HAHAHA
A wonderful entry, so reminiscent of the good old days.Spookyhome
- HAHAHA
- TheBlueOne0
Saturday 18th May 1998.
That lunatic with the penis hat was out and about again today. He was naked, except for a backpack, riding his tricycle. I got stuck behind him at the corner stop sign, what a fucking site that was. I yelled at him to get off the street and put on some clothes for crying out loud. He pulled over to the side, stared at me oddly and then pulled a pen and black notebook and scribbled furiously in them. An odd duck indeed. Then he asked me if I had seen his socks and then started petting his tricycle and muttering something about a moped...
- Spookyhome0
Saturday 16th of Arsenal 1444
Dined with Le Compte De Marquis, such fine company.
Larks tongues were over-done, Fothergill should be flogged.Le Compte spoke of dark things from the East. Orientalist marauders 10,000 strong under the lead of a merciless bloodthirsty Khan. They cut a murderous a swathe through to the mediterranean on route to Europa, their rapid progress rumoured to be the result of small Japanese Motorbikes which fold up and can be carried in canvas sports bags.
Must get my fishing slippers basted before the season commences.
Growing rather fond of porridge, to my great surprise.
- KKHHHAAAAAANNNN!!!!!TheBlueOne
- ahhaha @ folding motorbikes.Corvo