Excerpts from my memoirs
Excerpts from my memoirs
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Hey Jaline, I am getting two A1+ illustrations finished and framed up posh next week and then I'm selling them. This was you're idea so you better be nice and bid for one of them even if you don't buy it. Will probably take a month to frame but by golly if you don't save me from total 100% disinterest now you've goaded me into doing this I'll shake my fist at your knees so hard your kneecaps will rattle off and slide down your trouser legs like a couple of castanets.
That sentence could do with a bit of punctuation I think. I passed out from lack of air just writing it.
- For soem reason I see Jaline in pastel coloured Capri pants.Spookytim
- That wasn't sexy at all! No one has ever been able to talk about pants coming off me and not making it hot! I am actually intrigued now.Jaline
- intrigued now!Jaline
- Hey Jaline, you've been exposed to QBN menfolk too long and its affected your brain: I didn't talk...Spookytim
- ... about your pants coming off. I talked about your kneecaps coming off. You just assume its sexual now.Spookytim
- Pavlovian response. You need to de-program. it could be serious.Spookytim
- ah yes! I got the trouser part confused with it. Thanks! I have been enlightened :)Jaline
- Please help me.Jaline
- Okay, sure. Therapy will at times be very intimate and, err, sexual... okay, I blew it.Spookytim