Re: Death row meal
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- jasontroj
What would your final meal on death row be?
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- obsolete0
anything if it was served by Fouty
- -1
actually
-10 for lack of funnyMojo - his joke is like his name
also -10 for me734 - is there anything any of you like?obsolete
- haha. i like cake, and naked girls... if only there were someway to combine them...734
- in what order do u want them?
obsolete - Last meal = cake served by a naked woman. +100 if you get to eat it off hercreative-
- better get the cake first, because when the naked girl shows up i'll probably forget734
- creative: his joke is like his name +1734
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- madirish0
i would honestly care less (ok, that's not totally true), but i sure as fuck would want the administering injection/electrocution/battleax... person to prepare it for me, in my presence, and sit directly across the table from me the entire time i ate, until i was finished.
- blackfrancis0
I remember once seeing a list where a guy wanted a large bowl of cherries and a large bowl of whipped cream.
Think it was in Texas. Oh well, here's a good resource:
- gentlejesus0
I wonder have the meanest Vindaloo Curry so that when I soiled my pants during the actual execution the whole room would feel the the effects.
- that was actually going to be my answer...TeganTorch
- Ingenious, I like your style!ian
- Seconded! :DRedmond
- gentlejesus0
*would
- mrdobolina0
fugu
- 7340
could i have the guards eat something so it would amuse me? instead of me eating something i want larry here to eat my underwear... careful larry i took a nasty shit earlier and i didnt wipe so good... haha, i mean hey i figured, whats the point right?
- kinross0
"Last Meal: Jackson had a final meal request of two double-meat bacon burgers, bbq ribs, freedom fries, onion rings, root beer soda, banana split ice cream and peach cobbler."
Freedom fries - what are they?
- 4040
tons and tons of raw cookie dough.
- Khurram0
American's.
Why do you say "i could care less" when you mean to say "i couldn't care less"? Or "i would care less" when you mean to say "i wouldn't care less"?
Madirish - i'm looking at you
- No, I "could" care less, and i "would" care less. it is an active, possessive statement. but thanks...madirish
- you didnt hear? were a lazy bunch... we cant be expected to say all these syllables734
- you "would" care less... meaning you actually care something. Or you could care less, meaning the same.Khurram
- couldn't and wouldn't are equally active and posessive. Only they have 'nt at the end. Thanks :-?Khurram
- .....um, the point is "i could care less about it", as opposed to "i could not (n't) care less about it". get it?madirish
- but you meant to say that you COULD NOT care less about your last meal you dafty!!! as in you dont care. :-/Khurram
- but if you say you COULD care less about your last meal, means you care SOMETHIGN about it - seee????? God!Khurram
- i did not mean to say that at all.
i meant to say exactly what i did.madirish - note 7 = failmadirish
- So you meant to say "i would care about my last meal?" so why not just say that? Why say "i would care less"??Khurram
- cos Americans are stoopit = success!Khurram
- since when is it american's? although you are correct about the care less bit - it annoys me, too.paraselene
- 7340
^ when 9/11 happened the french were getting tired of george bush and his antics with declaring war on everyone. so they tried to rename french fries to freedom fries ie, hambuger to salisbury steak during ww2... but it didnt catch on and no one cared
- kinross0
wtf is that??? thats a big peice 'o meat!
- bolus0
an all you can eat buffet, and eat forever
- I laughedneverblink
- "Sir"
"I'm not done yet!"jasontroj - +1Jaline
- Ingenious, good loophole.Redmond
- 7340
khurram in wonderland
Madirish: Would you like a little more tea?
Khurram: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more.
March Hare: Ah, you mean you can't very well take less.
Madirish: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.
- harlequino0
A bit odd mix, but:
Start with foie gras, a dozen Prince Edward Island oysters on the half shell, and bones boiled and braises in a brandy sauce (scoop the marrow out to spread on toasted garlic ciabatta).Main meal:
Thin crust white pizza with clams, cheery tomotoes, and gruyere.Desert:
Pumpkin pie.
A full bottle of 15 yr. old cask strength Aberlour a'bunadh single malt scotch.- the man has exquisite taste. Remind me never to date you.mikotondria2
- Randd0
monkfish liver and buttered toast
- barbtastic0
In N Out Animal Style Double Double & Fries
it's been too long...
- something tells me you dont have to be on death row to have this734
- Is that a meal or a sex act??harlequino
- i don't live in LA anymore... no In N Out in the midwest :(
barbtastic - ive never had it, so i dont even know what im missing734
- i don't eat any fast food AT ALL, and rarely eat meat, but i'd kill your mom if she got between me and In N Outbarbtastic
- you actually get that everyday in san quentin, ask e-pillMeeklo
- Good idea. I know what I'm having for lunch.shellie
