Re: Death row meal
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- Randd0
a gun
- detritus0
The eyeballs of all the family members of the person I'd killed, in an omelette. I'd not eat it, obviously - I'm not sick.
- Point50
pizza with extra cheese, and a gallon of ice cream. I'd demand this 24 hours ahead of time. Since I'm lactose intolerant, I'd then proceed to diarrhea shit my pants as soon as they strapped me to the table/chair/noose whatever, just to make sure someone had a hell of a dirty job in the clean up process. I've heard you lose bowel movement anyways, but I'd like to make sure.
- CALLES0
- you are of course snorting the coke / licking the whiskey off the girl right?734
- of course... the only way to do it if i'm going to go out like thatCALLES
- Then cutting her fingers off with the Stanley blade, right?detritus
- hahah... you sick son of a bitch!
love itCALLES - U know the yay-yo isn't gonna help your endevours with the ladymorilla
- that right amount could... but if you go over board you will end up talking about religion and politics =(CALLES
- 7340
CALLES you know whatever you have as your last meal your entire office will be gathered around mocking you: 'hey fatty, hows that last meal treating you?' 'yeah thats right pudge stuff your fat fucking face'
payback is a bitch
- CALLES0
hahahaah... food is that last thing i would think about considering that i would be crapping my pants for an entire week... not to mention when i die... what i amess... i can hardly take a dump in a public restroom... how embarrasing would that be