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- dirtydesign0
Lifestyles or Trojans only for me.
- mg330
JackRyan you reminded me of an awesome condom story!
--In college at a New Year's Eve party for 2000/2001, I made a beer run to the supermarket with a friend who was a real "funny guy."
We'd already been drinking a bit, and when we got to the store we walked by the pharmacy, and this guy Jeremy goes:
"Yo! Who's got the keys to the condom box?!?" and like five people just stare at him.
The first register was close to there, and he walked over to some 17 yr old dorky white kid who was at the register and goes:
"Yo my man, you got the key to the condom box?"
the kid just kind of laughs and gives a big dumb "nooo"
The friend turns to me and slaps me on the shoulder and goes:
"Damn Mike I need some rubbers STAT! I'm gonna bang like ten of those bitches back at Fosters house!"
the register kid starts snickering and my friend goes:
"What man? You know how it is! Come on, you've banged a bunch of chicks in the same day right?"
kid goes "noooo!!!" laughing.
My friend then goes:
"Damn bro, you need to get with the program! You've had sex with someone though, right?"
kid goes "nooooo!!!!!"
My friend goes:
"Awww man, you gotta get you some you don't know what you're missing!"
and swear to god, he then did the split finger thing, sliding his tongue through them and tells the kid "I'm gettin' all that action tonight!"
then shouts:
"Who's got the keys to the condom box!!!"
and then we left.
I almost threw up I was laughing so hard it was hilarious. funniest thing ever.
- CALLES0
how come the female condom never took off
- mg330
poor aerodynamics Calles.
- CALLES0
that was hillarious mg... im sure that kid thought off you guys first time he dipped
- JackRyan0
Hahahahahahaha!!!
- mg330
haha, it was just so offensively funny, I mean, asking some random teenage kid at the store if he's had sex with "a bunch of chicks" in one day
this is one of those stories where it would make so much sense if you saw my friend Jeremy in person. He's a bit effeminate, skinny, ran cross country and track in college but would always act a bit "gay" just to creep people out.
- mg330
and he always switched to sly east coast hip hop lingo/accent. that's what made it so funny at the time.
- ********0
hahahah, for some reason I am picturing this person doing that split finger + tongue motion ... at the height of silence in between everything going on, and I am dying.
- ********0
Have any of you encountered the Ring yet, haha?
I kindly informed a girl one time that, "Hey, I think someone left their class ring up here."
In retrospect ... that comment was still worth it, even though she was the only one who heard it. Actually made it funnier to me, haha.
- mg330
the ring is great actually. you can turn it into a game of "inverted ring-toss" if you get my drift.
- CALLES0
not fair how non off the ladies share their embarrassing condom stories =/
- Jaline0
I have none.
- CALLES0
*gives jaline a suspicious homer simpson kinda look
- CALLES0
so i did it again without it... i could not see the point in wearing it
- k0na_an0k0
pics or this didn't happen
:)
- CALLES0
crap! i keep forgetting! it was 5am... cut me some slack
ok by monday i will have some
- k0na_an0k0
have i ever mentioned i'm a pretty decent photographer?
i'll be in your closet by 7.
if when you walk into your room it smells of whiskey and sausage that's just me grabbing a quick snack while in your closet.
see you soon.
*hits broadcast from under calles bed
- k0na_an0k0
ps. found a pair of womens panties under hear. size 18.
i'm dissapointed in you.
- k0na_an0k0
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