Condoms
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- CALLES0
just turned 29... hey she's been chasing me around for a while... i tried to hold off. but know she got me on the rebound
so she scored on the rebound
- Point50
Is she Dennis Rodman?
- CALLES0
yes
*puts head down in shame
- AndyRoss0
I'd worry too if I got Dennis Rodman pregnant.
- kelpie0
will somebody please spare a thought for dennis rodman??
- ********0
CALLES gave her his Rod-Man!
HIGH-OHHH!!!!
- Jaline0
ohhhhhhhh
- ********0
69!
- Jaline0
^ I knew it!
- ********0
The day I don't laugh or chuckle in any situation hearing or reading the number 69, is the day I kill myself.
- Jaline0
The bus I take to work is:
69 Express Downtown
lol lol
- ********0
Hahaha oh my G-d that is priceless!
- JackRyan0
So I was in a gas station across the street from the motel, standing in line to buy condoms. There is a guy and girl in front of me...the girl turns to the guy and says, "I need to get a job, I'm sick of giving blow-jobs for ten dollar bills." I bite my lip to keep from laughing, they get out of line and I put a gatorade and some chewing gum on the counter and ask if they have condoms. The clerk said they're behind you in the aisle. I turned around and there was a rack of only magnums. I shrugged and plopped the box up there. The guy that was talking to the blow job girl then said, "Damn! White boy be rollin' hard." I paid, walked passed him, and he put out his fist to hit mine...I had no problems with the actual condoms though. Well, they were a bit tight.
- akoni0
* in jeff foxworthy voice*
If your child giggles everytime they hear the word 'cond-om-inium'
you might be a redneck.
- CALLES0
haha!
- studderine0
condoms only break 2% of the time.
- JKilla770
I have had that happen to me twice in a month, Durex Ultra things = life ruiner's. With the amount of close calls I've had i'm pretty sure I am shooting blanks.
- CALLES0
With the amount of close calls I've had i'm pretty sure I am shooting blanks.
JKilla77
(Nov 14 07, 10:34)i double that
- JKilla770
............. well if it does turn out I have little versions of myself running around I guess it wouldn't be all bad, at least I would have a team of maids at my beck and call.