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- CALLES
so i'm with this girl last night and everything is going well... we go home and im like "I'm going to be safe" Use a condom. towards the end im "like wow this condoms is great" so we finish i go to the bathroom and stand there looking at the waste of money that will probably give me a Japanese German Salvadorian baby for a minuto or two....
thank good im shooting blanks...
anyone had this
it would have been almost safer not to use one and pull out
oh the irony of my life
- ********0
What the fuck are you fucking talking about?
Who the hell uses condoms?
This is one of the only things me and the Pope agree about. Not using them.
- harlequino0
"will probably give me a Japanese German Salvadorian baby"
Hope it doesn't give you somethin else. Lot of vaccinations required if you add those places up. :S
- CALLES0
lol to both of you
- CALLES0
i know flav i dont kknow what got into me... maybe cuz it was 1Am instead of 5Am
i had a moment of weakness and you see what happends
- madirish0
was her password '19foeva' by chance?
- ********0
I prescribe CALLES 4 tabs of Zithromax (Azithromycin) 500mg each, take all at once.
You may feel nauseous afterwards.
Signed,
Dr. Jerome
- ********0
was her password '19foeva' by chance?
madirish
(Nov 14 07, 06:55)hahah, that was great.
- CyBrain0
Sooo... is the point of this that the condom broke?
- Jaline0
Thanks for making me turn red in the place, madirish :P
- Jaline0
I can't even speak/type correctly.
*place = face
- madirish0
lol
- harlequino0
Rode up on him like a gym sock you've washed too many times.
- CALLES0
lol
and yes cy broke and full load in
Oh! Com'on i REFUSE to usa a condom AND pull out... for that i do it alone
- ********0
If you are red in the place go immediately to the doctor.
Madirish is dirtier than CALLES but I now prescribe the same thing to you, haha.
- Dancer0
Happened to me not long ago. as soon as I read the bit "wow this condom is great" I thought the same thing... and her password at the time was 18feova
:/
- dirtydesign0
The morning after pill is over the counter now. Get it.
- rafalski0
Thanks for making me turn red in the place, madirish :P
Jaline
(Nov 14 07, 06:57)You might want to show the place to the doctor if the redness stays longer!
- madirish0
dirty people wear crocs.
i do not wear crocs.
:)
- CALLES0
Thanks for making me turn red in the place, madirish :P
Jaline
(Nov 14 07, 06:57)LOL
freudian slip anyone?