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- Jaline0
crap, I didn't even think of it like that.
*actually turns red in the face
- madirish0
^ i was thinking this same thing.
madirish
(Nov 14 07, 06:52)
- ********0
CALLES the next time you see a car like pulling out of a parking spot or something, look over to the girl you are with, point it out and go...
"Let me let you in on a little secret about me ... I never, never pull out."
- Concrete0
I just use a sandwich bag...
- CALLES0
hahahaha... that will surely lure her in
- Jaline0
lol sandwich bag
pics or it didn't happen.
- CALLES0
maybe the best part is that after i come out of the bathroom. i tell her... and she's like "dont worry i'm on the pill" wish to me is a little scary. i gave her the look of... what is that supposed to mean... you have a boyfriend or sleep around and it's a free for all
anyone wants her number?
weird nobody has asked for pics so far
- CALLES0
lol jaline
- emecks0
there are exactly 2 ways that you can be guaranteed offspring free even with dodgy johnnies... whilst there are 2 ways not all sparring partners are versed or willing in either or both of them.
- _niko0
only sailors wear condoms baby
Not in the '90s Austin.
Well they should, those filthy buggers. They go from port to port.
- ********0
Oh man, I just remember in high school all these girls were on the pill and I always thought like ... whaaaa?
But I was informed, the father's were informed that it helped clear up acne.
...
I hope I am not that naive as a parent, or maybe I will just realize my daughter is going to be just like me and I should probably plan against becoming a young grandparent.
- Jaline0
I may have to go on the pill anyway for health reasons...
Maybe I should make use of it...
- ********0
Haha yea Jaline, as long as you don't smoke, it actually has other perks to it outside of killing babies.
- madirish0
^ jerome is talkin' 'bout the b00bies....
hahaha :)
- ********0
Perks aye? Heheh.
- CALLES0
i never heard of this before.... but US is the land of opportunities and luckily for me LAWSUITS
so can i sue the company
crap should have saved the evidance... and they were magnum's. God im good!
- joyride0
so moral of the story...
Calles is too small for regular sized condoms!
- CALLES0
haha!
- mg330
CALLES, no bro, the true irony here is that only two days ago in the PVN, when I asked "what's the most outlandish thing you've done," you said:
"being good looking and skinny and have a six pack without having worked out in 10 years?"
In retrespect, this is priceless.
- ********0
CALLES and I are creepily similar people in the way we act and look ... well the good looking part and six packs without working out and having basically no regard for anyone but ourselves.
And the fact we don't look anything alike and probably both have impeccable and unwarranted narcissism complexes.
And I only would buy a Magnum condom as a joke while looking at a girl at the store talking real loud about it winking at her ... and then would whisper to the person at the counter, "No seriously can you get me the smallest one you possibly have back there." But in a whisper voice that was still real loud so she could hear it, haha.