Britney Death Bets
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- Ramanisky215
The internet always comes through.
- drgs0
According to rumors Britney is a meth addict
I don't know if it's her voice or the tired eyes, but she does have that vibe
https://www.instagram.com/p/CtF6…Discuss
- I'm still waiting for her to announce she's getting into anal porn.Continuity
- Why using meth if you're rich, isn't a cheap drug?ApeRobot
- Well, she is a cheap kind of gal.utopian
- That was unbearable. Shame on your for sharing that.CyBrainX
- she doesn't see well at all. unhinged cougar at the bar https://www.instagra…_niko
- *seem_niko
- drgs0
It will only get worse from here
- meth is a helluvadrugApeRobot
- Unhinged and cringey as fuck.
*Cat-paw on hand.gifRamanisky2 - What Lynchian descent into hell scene is this from?_niko
- Stab Me Baby One More Time?mutanthands
- drgs-1
A little worried about her sanity again
https://www.instagram.com/p/CjWg…
https://www.instagram.com/p/CjWX…- i know right, she's at risk of sunburnhans_glib
- Yeah, I mean come on. What purpose does the hat serve, at this point?Continuity
- Leave Britney Alone!palimpsest
- Jesus, what a psycho. In every of her videos she does the spinning move, lol. Does she think it's still cool?NBQ00
- Wood.jagara
- It's sad seeing someone clinging so much to their past glory.palimpsest
- From the comments on IG: "It's Britney, beach!" lolNBQ00
- BK0
I made a bet with my sister after Britney shaved her head that she would be dead before Bob Barker.
So far the bet is still open.
- what are you talking about? he died years ago....checks wiki..
holy shit! he's alive and almost 100!_niko - I never cared for him until this. https://youtu.be/8QJ…CyBrainX
- Well, she outlived Bob Barker.Continuity
- what are you talking about? he died years ago....checks wiki..
- garbage0
- I lasted two minutes. Does this guy ever get to the point?CyBrainX
- Yes, very.garbage
- He completely deconstructs the late night monologue and makes it not about the wacky headline, and goes live with the time he tried to kill himself.garbage
- He almost lost his job for it. Dude's a legend.garbage
- The is a moving, yet still funny story.Ianbolton
- 4042
You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
Ill take Oct. 28th 2008
- chaimelimeliah0
Britney kicks it this summer, July 19th 2008 we then spend the next few months mourning her and Hilary then consoles us as a nation and we then elect her president of this pathetic country.
Chelsea Clinton then starts her own spiral into drugs and debauchery and Bill is put in charge of hiring the White house interns... mmmmmm interns!
- I think you're on to something.czawada
- The big question - Will Bill Hire Lindsey Lohan!!?? TMZ wants to know!TheBlueOne
- TMZ already knows.czawada
- TheBlueOne0
Choking on a burrito at a Taco Bell drivethrough while yelling at the order girl.."Hey y'all I ordered a damn large coke and you gave meeee....urggr....ugg....*choke...
dead in her own chulapa vomit, out like a rockstar.
exuent spears.
- magjet0
It's amazing how fucked up humans can be. Yes shes fucked up in the head. But still human..... any of you had shit going down like that...your kids ganked, paparazzi hounding you and plastering it all over TV like they do her and you would be gibbering to yourself with a fake British accent as well. I bet you're all bummed you didn't start a Heath Ledger Death Bet thread.....could've made some coin bro!
Fucking ass faces.
- TheBlueOne0
Oh man I did this same thread months ago.
Posers.
- Raniator0
not until i've shagged her.
- Bluejam0
she'll go postal at an MTV awards ceremony, the orgy of death will be captured on film, 50cent will 'put a cap in her ass' and be the hero of the hour saving the lives of the Blackeyed Peas who were on stage at the time. Pdiddy, with a cast of hundreds will re-record/reword 'Do they know it's christmas' into 'Do they know she was only human'. It will be the number one song forever.
- wunderbra0
she's still a human being.
but hey, this is fun.. she only has like 2 kids or..?
now put bets on your momma's deaths..